In one ear and out the other I say to that shit!
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In one ear and out the other I say to that shit!
Did she PM Frozen asking you be banned?
Sounds you either need a toy broker or a marriage counselor.
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Originally Posted by Buzzworthy
BIG TALK!!!! Let's see you buy something junior. C'mon, are you a man or a mouse? (That last one used to always get Fred Flintstone)
Here you go Buzz....reclaim your gonads: http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=51296
Go ahead, you'll thank me later.
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Originally Posted by FrankZappa
God help me if she knew that was an option. :biggrin:
Are you offering your services on the toy broker part? Marriage counselor is not needed, quite yet. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by InspectorGadget
Thank you later for pre-releasing? :fmicon:Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
One of you has something I want. When you put it up for sale, it is mine, all mine!
sound of Buzz stashing dollar bills in something other than a g-string for goodies down the road
Buzz, I'm in the same boat. I'm banned from any and all ski gear swap forums, ebay, craigslist, etc. for a while. Damn credit card bills:D . However, I'll find a way to sneak some purchases in here and there.:FIREdevil
Hmmmmm.....maybe what the world needs is a 12 Step program for gear sluts....there could be some mone...errr...personal growth and fulfillment from such a program.
In this forum...are you spending too much bread???
Or all TGR forums???
There is a difference..sort of, kinda I guess...
You have to speak our language.
Just tell her it was "on sale"... she will understand.
Can I have your number so when she starts to yell at me that I have enough stuff, which I certainly do not, and then hand her the phone and you can help explain all this to her, woman to woman? Then talk her into a new pair of skis, she needs them but thinks she does not. :nonono2:Quote:
Originally Posted by bklyntrayc
Then I will sneak on here and buy what I want while you two talk about how bad men can be with their spending habits. :D
Hell, I only have one pair of skis (well, mounted) and one snowboard. That is not enough.
However I do have 2 other pairs, not mounted, snowboard bindings waiting to go on the current board I have and the bindings on the current board switched to the new board (shhhhhhh.......:the_finge ) and a gaggle of poles.
That is not much, well, compared to you all. But she says "we are normal". Man I had a good laugh at that one!!!
Holy shit that's some brutal finance minister logic right there :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Wrong but still brutalQuote:
Originally Posted by Buzzworthy
Rule #1 of Gear Swap: do not talk about gear swap.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzzworthy
El Chup is right. When skis and shit show up at the door, deny all knowledge of their source.
I swear baby, they came from the free gear thread!
Ha. Good stuff lemon boy. Admit it guys, when the wifey walks in the room, everyone here closes out the incriminating black and blue screen.
You guys are whipped. When I'm reading TGR my wife sucks my... oh, gotta go, I have to rub the corns on her feet.
You have to learn the art of the "smuggle"
First, you need a secondary shipping address, 2nd You have to make sure they are unpackaged and assimilated into the ski gear without her seeing them.A separate bank card is useful here.
Resist the urge to fondle your new gear. (this is harder than it sounds)
Extra care must be taken if the new gear is oddly shaped or very different from all your other stuff. My wife's eagle eye found my carefully integrated Phantom Crystal Ships in the blink of an eye. Luckily, I was pulling out a pair of Dynastars that I am donating to the Plakespear auction. Hastily mumbled words of a "ski trade" were uttered as I wandered out of earshot.:D
Work, covered.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrw
Que the annoying buzzer sound! Since I was the one to come up with the idea of us heading to the Bahamas back in college on the credit card for no apparent reason than to go to the beach and drink for a week, I no longer have any credit cards. It was established a long time ago that I like to spend money. :the_fingeQuote:
Originally Posted by mrw
[QUOTE=mrw]Resist the urge to fondle your new gear. (this is harder than it sounds).
My garage and she is only allowed in it to park! I will fondle what I want in there (and have ;) ).
She has no clue what I have and I have it all stashed in different places. It is funny looking skis with funny looking binding to her. At least so she lets on. Snowboard here, bindings there, skis here, poles there........ along with about 25 pieces of other sports equipment I have gathering dust. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by mrw
I have abused the system and now the "system" will not let me buy anything till December. I get a new snowboard of my choice for Xmas, within reason and no split boards, has to be "in budget". :mad:
Hey, at least I get a new board!
Now, the 179 Bros are on the list too though. She is not going to buy "Twoplanker gave them to me".
I have some stealthy planning to do for the skis at least.