do you have an archive of REALLY creepy portraits on your computer, or what?
is it actually you :eek:
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do you have an archive of REALLY creepy portraits on your computer, or what?
is it actually you :eek:
are you trying to make me cry?
you know, in order to have an "average" (as in average looks), someone has to be below average.
i think i have something in my eye...
Mainly your posture frightens me, because I don't like what my imagination is doing for outside the frame.
good shit UAN and second what he said^^^^^
You guys don't know (and love) bikerfox?
That fucker rules.
checkit
www.bikerfox.com
http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos2/
There's WAAAYYY worse in there.
UAN is being nice to you guys.
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Originally Posted by kidwoo
I don't know what the fuck is going on in this one, but its actually pretty cool.
http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos2/images/656.jpg
This is just fantastic.
http://www.bikerfox.com/bicycle/cras...A_6041_020.jpg
That was his claim to fame (sic) like 8 years ago. He locks up the front brake and flips off. It's really his only justification for being alive (other than stating his interest in high school cheerleaders).
I have to admit. I've tried it and I can't do it.
This one is a little suspect too. :eek: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by bio-smear
http://www.bikerfox.com/bikerdance/rarrr.html
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Originally Posted by kidwoo
Yes....there are FAR creepier photos to be found there...
tangential story...Quote:
Originally Posted by ninjabirdman
any of you guys remember newsgroups?
when i first had a connection to the internet (via my school...'92), newsgroups were the shiznit. (this was before mosaic gained popularity).
anyway, my buddy's claim-to-fame was that he had downloaded & UUDecoded every photo from alt.binaries.pictures.tasteless. there were various themed series, like suicides (jumpers) and such.
when he was a junior in school, he got a new machine and gave his father the old one. the only thing was that he forgot to clear his hard drive.
his dad thought his son was one sick f@ck.
he was right.
(i admit to looking at many photos on that newsgroup, but downloading and saving all of them was more dedication than i had.)
http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos2/images/436.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by upallnight
some eye-bleach would be nice right now..
Somebody needs to note that this thread is now NSFW. Really, was ^^^^ that necessary??
that might depend on where you work.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldMember
Well maybe we should just say NSFBCSF (Not Safe for Being in the Company of Straigh Freinds)Quote:
Originally Posted by upallnight
Fixed it for you Leroy.Quote:
Originally Posted by leroy jenkins
anywhere with other people?Quote:
Originally Posted by upallnight
uan: :yourock:
What is up with this guy?
http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos/images/12.jpg
I like this one where he is doing blue steel:
http://www.bikerfox.com/foxphotos2/images/0165.jpg
Glad nobody was walking by when I clicked the link, this is what greeted me on the homepage.Quote:
Originally Posted by kidwoo
Rockin' tunes on the site though!
http://www.bikerfox.com/logo6.jpg
oh good lord! i never saw *that* picture. clearly i need to spend more time plundering what that site has to offer....
so I was going to say who doesnt like high school cheerleader but was interupted by fist full of man ass.
BikerFox philosophy...
"99% of everything is in your head, so please make sure whenever you talk to yourself...tell yourself positive things"
"Guys, you need to listen to Dr. Phil and do what your wife tells you to do and everything will be just fine!"
"The secret to happiness is telling yourself you are happy, even when you are not."
its brilliance is in its sincerity; there's no way this could be made-up!
Shocking statement from his site:
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BikerFox wants everyone to know this golden opportunity that you've been given on this Earth only comes around once in a lifetime. There are no second takes, second chances, so please understand this life is about you and the mark that you will make on the rest of the world. Oh and guys, this life is all about the girls so if you are having trouble communicating with these cute little creatures, pick up Dr. Phil's book and do exactly what you are told and everything will be just fine. Behind every superstar and leader, there's a person whom has made this leader a winner. You can thank BikerFox's best friend, owner and president of I4C Products.
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Just to give you an idea of what BikerFox's new movie will consist of. BikerFox was seen filming in Hollywood Boulevard, in Venice Beach with lots of pretty women, and in Arizona checking out the Grand Canyon. He was also spotted New Mexico, and Oklahoma observing the wildlife scenery. BikerFox was caught playing in the street doing flips and bike tricks on his Cannondale. The women were going crazy over the wild and sexy spandex that was worn. BikerFox complimented his attire with diamond earrings, outrageous socks, and an awesome hair style. You may know him from performing the first front flip on a mountain bike. BikerFox has a love and passtion for fitness, cycling, and humor. Also, he believes in bike safety, peer pressure being bad!, staying positive, changing your outlook on life, never growing old, breaking the mold, and travelling down the road no one else will go down. Catch BikerFox in Tulsa, OK doing stoppies in the streets and selling his wide selection of muscle car parts to all sorts of people including Jay Leno and his garage. BikerFox is the GTO Guru of the world!