Im so core i board in only a wifebeater and a speedo, and i smoke cuban cigars while hucking 60 footers into flat landings
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BLINDFOLDED!!!
how core are you?
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Im so core i board in only a wifebeater and a speedo, and i smoke cuban cigars while hucking 60 footers into flat landings
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BLINDFOLDED!!!
how core are you?
I'm so core I wax my perineum.
Perineum? Edit: I'm lysdexic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beaver
I'm so core, I ski in only a bathrobe, reading the newspaper and shaving with a dull razor [/JH].
My attention span is too short for that shit.
thats dedication right thur.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beaver
I'm not core. I swore off being core by the time I left Devore...you whore.
I wouldn't say wood or carbon/kevlar core, maybe more of a foam core.
"I'd sell my pussy for crack" was my motto for about ten years. Translated: I'll do anything to ride the goods.
What, like, out of ten?
edg
On a scale from 1 to 10, I'm about i.
I'm so core I style my taint hair. Whattya got now, Beaver?
im so core i ride on two monoskis
I can divide by zero.
Please do not post pics.Quote:
Originally Posted by bio-smear
I can jerk off...with my foot.
Im so core I pimp bitches from my 2 way while hittin a mandatory air backwards.
I'm so core apples are jealous.
im so core i hanglide with my eyelids
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Originally Posted by The AD
dirty, corny, but truly core
I wear these.
http://www.kriskrug.com/images/tatts.gif
I'm so core, when I hit a rock on my skis, I give myself a shot.
I'm so core I live in the middle of an apple.
I'm so core I returned myself to auto-zone for a deposit.
I'm so core they made a movie about the last time I exposed myself.
It's called "the China Syndrome".
Grandma Core
http://oghc.blogspot.com/
wow.
gotta link, cause I have to have one of these. Classic.Quote:
Originally Posted by 72Twenty
I am soft core, so I am doing all sorts of sweet shit you just cant see my wang.
winner on many different levelsQuote:
Originally Posted by Evmo
I'm so core, the Marines look to me for inspiration.