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No. The Hoff must first defeat Mike Ditka to be the new Norris.
Dumbest Poll ever. Hasselhoff would spontaneously combust if Chuck ever thought about him for more than 30 seconds.
most definately not. Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Hasselhoff is an entirely different breed of awesome. For instance:
Touching David Hasselhoff's hair can cure cancer.
With one shake of David Hasselhoff's booty the Berlin Wall fell.
Staring directly at David Hasselhoff's teeth may cause blindness.
I think it is funnier to have Herr hasselhoff as our bad ass mentor...
DH would have to grow a beard.
People remember Herr HasselHoff for Knight rider and Baywatch but they forget the great films he's been inQuote:
Originally Posted by H-man
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2 drops of pee and a coffee bath for the monitor on that one!Quote:
Originally Posted by DB
The Hoff coming on strong....
HOFF STROKE!
Chuck Norris is played.
Its all about the hoff now.
Hoff, he's the boss
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Neither can compare to Chuck Connors!
Was in the Army at Camp Campbell and went to West Point.
Played for the Boston Celtics
played for the Brooklyn Dodgers, Cubs and Angels.
and he was The fucking Rifleman
AND he was in Roots.
Norris, Hof?
amateurs.
please, anybody who finds this thread or any of the chuck norris crap funny, please get a labotomy.
Hoff is the boss. Do not forget that. Glad to see that my star appeal is no longer just in Germany.
PS: Touching my hair does not cure cancer, only baldness.
As a sidenote. I was originally cast as William Wallace in Braveheart. Every battle scene we tried to fight, however, was a failure as nobody could possibly attack anyone as beautiful as the Hoff.
In a quick rush to complete the project, Mel was cast rather than me.
Cue unfunny post from Chuck Norris screen name.
Did someone ring? Nobody said that Chuck Norris had to be funny. The last time Chuck Norris told a joke, World War II broke out.Quote:
Originally Posted by berko
Chuck Norris does not tell jokes. The last time Chuck Norris laughed, Pangea and Godwana separated.
I am not here for your amusement.
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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris
Better than expected. :p
You need a humorectomy... or a high colonic.Quote:
Originally Posted by DDsnake
I wouldn't do a Colonic straight, thats for sure.
Down with the Hoff....Didn't Chuck move back to the jungles of 'Nam recently?