Who would win in a Superbowl that was Mike Ditka -vs- Chuck Norris?
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Who would win in a Superbowl that was Mike Ditka -vs- Chuck Norris?
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How many heart attacks is that for you Todd?
Ditka.
But hopefully Chuck Norris will check in to tell us that he is going to roundhouse something.
one-on-one football games fail to capture my imagination.
That said, if Chuck Norris can shit out solved Rubiks cubes, surely he can figure out a way to beat Ditka.
5 yard field; Ditka
>5 yard field; Norris
I think it's well documented that a team of Midget Ditkas is unstoppable.
Now I need to go balance out my Pork Fat with some Beef Fat.
Da Coach would take Norris by a BratWurst & a Double Pork Chopp:fmicon: