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Woodsy stretches out for the annual nude huck
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Woodsy stretches out for the annual nude huck
" I prefer to pre-chill the nubbins before I get in, thank you."
"Hey Marv, drill a hole in the ice stick your dick in it, and tell me it doesn't feel just like screwing your ex-wife!"Quote:
Love this!Quote:
Originally posted by Lumpy
"Hey Marv, drill a hole in the ice stick your dick in it, and tell me it doesn't feel just like screwing your ex-wife!"
Though Vlad was born without a unit, the lack of genetalia means he can swim the frigid waters exceptionally fast...
This here ice fishing thing is easier than I thought! Bring your own bait!!
Charlie had always dreamed of performing on the Vegas Strip, and when he heard that the producers of "Nudes on Ice" were holding open auditions in Sheboygan, he arrived bright and early.
Who am I kidding? Lumpy's the winner, pecker's down.
nice!:DQuote:
Originally posted by Lumpy
"Hey Marv, drill a hole in the ice stick your dick in it, and tell me it doesn't feel just like screwing your ex-wife!"
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Remember that scene in Dumb and Dumber when Jim Carrey got his tongue stuck to the chair?
"I am Dutch! Isn't zat veeerd?"
From the two women (Mormon missionaries) in the background:
"Gee Sister Jones, I think we took a wrong turn somewhere...."
"Yea Sister Smith, we're not in Salt Lake City any more"
....and yes, Lumpy is the veeener.
Although a painful position to hold on ice it was the only thing that would relieve the horrible itching for poor Sergei. That and the annual cold water bath he was about to take while wearing his Euro fashion budgie smuggler.
Even though former Soviet goaltender Victor Kockabaskov has been retired for 32 years, he proves that he still has the flexibility that won him the Communist Cup in 1963.
Nice Lumpy!
"My new invisible sneakers aren't very grippy"
:rolleyes:
My favorite! :DQuote:
Originally posted by Hayduke
"My new invisible sneakers aren't very grippy"
"Shrinkage"
and for my next trick I will blow on my balls to warm them up, it really turns me on when the blood starts flowing again and the tingling starts.
Here's Kristin Otto, An East German swimmer who won an incredible six gold medals at the Seoul Olympics in 1988. Her six gold medals were in the 50-meter and 100-meter freestyle, the 100-meter backstroke, the 100-meter butterfly, the 4x100m freestyle relay, and the 4x100m medley relay.Quote:
"As you can zee," says Kristin, who still swims several miles a week, "It is preposterous to imply that ze use of performance enhancing steroids is detrimental. I am in better condition tooday than vhen I von my medals."
Would the real Slim Shady please stand up.....
I triple dog dare you.