"Pro" Call Out: Robb Gaffney Is A Lazy Ass Nancy Boy

I write a simple email to Robb:

Quote:

---

Howdy boys. Been in touch with......., and I'm sniffing out whether any of you gents might be interested in a little skin up to the ..... on Sunday February 12th (and the 13th??) with us (and possibly..... too, although I've not heard back from him either). That's a Sunday and a Monday. Any takers?? There's availability for up to 7 at ...., and unlimited amount at..... For those of you that forgot, I roll back in town on 2/3 to ...... Stoked to see all of yunz.

-Grant

---

And he replies:

Quote:

---

Grant,

I don't skin anymore. Is that sled territory?

---

WTF?? The star of the Edge of Existence, quite possibly one of the most riveting, soulful ski films ever made, the man who climbed AND skied Mount of the Holy Cross, the very same guy who beat me up Shasta by over four hours in 2000(I was carrying an bottle of wine), DOESN'T SKIN ANYMORE?

Oldtimer, you are a lazy ass nancy boy, and I am calling you OUT.

Dude,

He's not gonna see this tonight. He went to see "Brokeback Mountain" with McConkey.

So what's that line in "Walls" where Scott is talking about Rob being more excited about skiing than Med School? Something about "that's what skiing is all about"...didn't he skin that day? ;)

Hell, I won't even deign to ride a snowmobile anymore, I only take helis (preferably in the middle of the Wasatch landing on top of eco-hippies).

Dex made me laugh.

this is a funny thread

This thread = so predicted at the Pizza Hut Express earlier tonight.

I guess you get to an age where you just can't be dealing with gluey residues any more.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by bad_roo

I guess you get to an age where you just can't be dealing with gluey residues any more.

---

Yeh, but there is also an age where gluey residues become a daily bind.

+50 for use of the word 'yunz.'

I think the proper term is a "dandy".

No love for 'saddle tramp'?

I love the saddle tramp--does that work?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Dexter Rutecki

I love the saddle tramp--does that work?

---

ahhh, i'll never forget ol' what's her name.

I plan on becoming a "dandy saddle tramp" this weekend, and join the likes of oldtimer and never skin again. :D

Maybe with his practice & family time restraints,he just wants to maximise his vert. His statis as ski stud will never be in question regardless of his uphill transportational preferences.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by lph

I plan on becoming a "dandy saddle tramp" this weekend, and join the likes of oldtimer and never skin again. :D

---

You're buyin it? Which one?


lph pic from the weekend below

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by lph

I plan on becoming a "dandy saddle tramp" this weekend

---

Sounds to me like you plan on whoring yourself to Oldtimer and Shane fter the viewing of "Brokeback Mountain." That's ok. I make no judgements towards you.

Clack, If i can find one, i would like to get the 800cc ski doo. they are a bit hard to find.

uber, do you blame me? ;)

Hook, line, and sinker Lane, hook, line and sinker. Guess I have to increase my line test. :D

I had to do something man, lest you get complacent in your old age and forget where you came from.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by lph

I plan on becoming a "dandy saddle tramp" this weekend, and join the likes of oldtimer and never skin again. :D

---

Have you ever had fun with a Painted Pony?