Does your Xmas present send a message?

http://www.crappersquarterly.com/images/store/beano.jpg

Girlfriend insisted I open a gift the other day. Costco sized jug of Beano appeared. Seems that I have nocturnal....emissions. Hmmmm. See if I hold back anymore when awake.

That's so sweet. She must really care.

bwaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahhahahahaha

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Originally posted by Lumpy
http://www.crappersquarterly.com/images/store/beano.jpg

Girlfriend insisted I open a gift the other day. Costco sized jug of Beano appeared. Seems that I have nocturnal....emissions. Hmmmm. See if I hold back anymore when awake.

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Smart GF, better keep her!!! ;) :D

now if you had gotten her a workout video you'd never hear the end of it

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Originally posted by laseranimal
now if you had gotten her a workout video you'd never hear the end of it

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! [/wiping tears]

^ :D