Non Technical Software Project Managers are fucking idiots

stupid mother fucker of a project mgr scheduled me to run performance testing on a system that the entire support team, tech team and dev team is out on vacation. Did he ask me what my fucking schedule was, of course not. So I tell the dope that if I take the system down it will be down until tuesday and informs me that I need to code my scripts to stop running right before the system fails so it can recover. Yeah, i'll get right on that bucko. BTW he is making these demands from a cell phone someplace far away from the office. Fucking Cocksnot!

Fuck this I am leaving and me and a couple of friends are going to shoot some shit.