I can make my knee cap sound like it's breaking.

Hello, pre-middle-aged knee surgery!

Did this happen while hitting your head on the gutter?

Folks, looks like he's scrapped the English major and is shooting for the Ph. D! Sweet!:o

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Originally posted by DINMS
Hello, pre-middle-aged knee surgery!

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Is that a comma I see?

i can do that too, but only in the morning :D

Wait til you're my age kid...when I'm walking up the stairs my ankles sound like 10 bowls of rice crispies that just had milk poured on them.
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I can walk and chew gum at the same time.

yeah i had that too. and then i had surgery. i'm 24 so you have some years left...

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Originally posted by pollard
Is that a comma I see?

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Yeah. There is a natural puase there.

Actually, what is worst is that I can pull one of them to the side and feel the stuff underneth it. Tingle Tingle.