The Swap... or How to End a Meaningless Relationship a Week Before You Graduate
I was interrupted from my tv watching around 3 this morning by my housemate, in his boxers, sporting a semi, asking to borrow a rubber. After retreiving one from my desk, he informs me that "the best part is, it's for Vanessa's (his girlfriend) sister!"
A few minutes later I hear stomping up the steps and a pounding on his door. I get up, put on a shirt, and wander downstairs. I get the death stair from the pissed off girl pounding on the door and walk downstairs to discover the rest of my roomates rolling on the floor.
A legend has been born.
