Would you want Cletus for a boss?

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12-18-2003, 03:06 PM
VTskibum

Would you want Cletus for a boss?

Seriously!! Let's hear it??
12-18-2003, 03:14 PM
Meat's of Evil

Only if you want to see the dead rat.;) Cleatus you know what i'm talking about.:D
12-18-2003, 03:16 PM
Benny Profane

Is he hiring?
12-18-2003, 03:18 PM
VTskibum

For his personal Sherpa.
12-18-2003, 03:26 PM
Yossarian

I sure as shit wouldn't want him as my boss. Hell no, that guy is a SLACKER.
12-18-2003, 03:27 PM
Woodsy

I heard he can suck his own dick...
12-18-2003, 03:29 PM
altachic

yes...yes i would like cletus as a boss...for many reasons.
12-18-2003, 03:29 PM
Yossarian

"Hey, I had a cousin who once tried to suck his own dick. No, seriously..." (Mallrats)
12-18-2003, 03:29 PM
Viva

Quote:

Originally posted by Woodsy
I heard he can suck his own dick...

He has a dick?
12-18-2003, 03:35 PM
Dr. Crash

Only if he takes me w/ him on powder days. (And doesn't come to the officed in his plaid pajamas.)

drC
12-18-2003, 04:02 PM
meatdrink9

I don't know how he is at giving orders, but I saw a photo of he and kumquat that suggests he's cool with taking orders.
12-18-2003, 04:04 PM
iskibc

Quote:

Originally posted by Viva
He has a dick?

Cletus is a 'he'?
12-18-2003, 04:16 PM
watersnowdirt

Quote:

Originally posted by Yossarian
"Hey, I had a cousin who once tried to suck his own dick. No, seriously..." (Mallrats)

nope - I believe that was Clerks, but I could be wrong. Either way, hilarious scene.
12-18-2003, 04:34 PM
The Reverend Floater

I'd rather drink terpintine and piss on a brush fire.
12-18-2003, 04:37 PM
Viva

Quote:

Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
... and piss on a brush fire.

Is that anything like a burning bush?
12-18-2003, 04:43 PM
Juan Valdez

Quote:

Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
I'd rather drink terpintine and piss on a brush fire.

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic13387.jpg
12-18-2003, 05:56 PM
Dexter Rutecki

http://biglines.com/photos/blpic12381.jpg
12-18-2003, 06:06 PM
Yossarian

damn you to hell Dexter. :D
Couldn't you at least use the smaller version that Schmear uses?
12-18-2003, 06:15 PM
VTskibum

I was wondering how long it would take to see that picture pop up in this thread.
12-18-2003, 06:18 PM
Dexter Rutecki

Quote:

Originally posted by Yossarian
damn you to hell Dexter. :D
Couldn't you at least use the smaller version that Schmear uses?

I don't know how to do that.
I can put up the big one again, if you want. I'm getting pretty good at that.
When are we skiing in the east, this year?? I know you're going to want to come out here to get some powder...
12-18-2003, 06:27 PM
Yossarian

see, the ironic thing about this picture is that this is only a few hours after I seperated my shoulder, and I'm actually in a world of hurt right now. Thus, the two thumbs up is big joke, and I can't raise my right arm up at all. In fact, I'm wearing a bro underneath that shirt right now, which is WHY I'm wearing that shirt at all. Everything else I had was hoodie/sweatshirt style, which I couldn't get on without raising an arm, so the button up had to be it. Of course, I didn't have to be wearing the pajama bottoms at the same time, but if Dex had just promised you a bedtime story, wouldn't you be too?