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Ever get a thought about a thread you wanted to start but realized it wasn't such a good idea? Here are a couple ....
"Something I ate made my stomach feel bad this morning"
"What can I do to become instantly rich?"
"Threads you almost started but thought better" oops - too late.
Others?
" I just bought a Flowbee, what have you bought off TV?"
WWMD - When your balls itch?
"Anyone near SLC or Tahoe...want to hire me??"
"Urinary burning sensations"
"If you severe a rabbit's foot, throw the foot away and keep the rabbit does that rabbit become unlucky?"
"Opinions on the new Britney Spears album"
"I can't believe Bob picked Estella over Kellie Jo!!!"
"WTB: Tickets to Justin Timberlake"
"WWMD- How to accessorize?"
"Angulation across the fall line as a function of forward pressure on the uphill ski- an important and necessary discourse for the high intermediate to moderately advanced, but probably not reasonable advanced and definitely not advanced-advanced skier"
EDIT: Ooooops! This is a topic that I had meant to post on Epic. If I were to post it here it would have been entitled
"What happens when you shove a bag of roofing nails up your ass in the morning"
"Hi! I'm new here. What's a JONG?"
Sprite
"Should I buy this totalled Subaroo?"
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"Anybody else have to take a massive dump after a Caesar Salad??"
w/ the follow up... "How is salad dressing like internal WD-40/Teflon?"
As you may have figured, there's nothing I won't post in my shameless quagmire of an excuse for a life.
"Why can't I get a girlfriend?"
"Can anyone diagnose the problem that causes me to faceplant?"
"Does anyone have a pair of alpine boots and skis I can borrow for a day?"
Got a digital camera delivered a few minutes ago - "Is my penis meant to look like this?" :)
"Why are non-ski schooler's so unsupportive?"
"Toe heaters or rag wool socks?"
" Do you wear mittens?"
"Neoprene Mask or Full knit mask?"
"What's this rash? (pics inside)"
wow I was thinking of the same post.Quote:
Originally posted by rightcoast
"Anyone near SLC or Tahoe...want to hire me??"
"What skis best match my jacket?"
"You put your right leg in
You put right leg out
You put your right leg in
and then you re-attach it
-the secret lives of amputee dancers."
"Where's all the white women at?"
and
"Anyone got any Oxycontin?"
" Hi! I'm new here! How do you ski powder? " (past response to another post...really l-a-m-e, divegirl...)
And I could think of a few that I should have thought twice before responding to...............eh, heh, heh heh.
"I got the house to myself all week and....."
Any maggots want to hit Deer Valley this weekend?
Change "Girlfriend" to "Fuckbuddy" and you get a recent Thread by the good Reverend... :DQuote:
Originally posted by Telenater
"Why can't I get a girlfriend?"