Paris Hilton? Better double-bag it. NSR
Cause she's DiRtY!!!
After a discussion on Abercrombie and Fitch's advertising strategies in one of my Comm classes, I went down to the Gateway, SLC's mainly-mormon high priced consumer merch drive through strip mall deal, to go, for my first time ever, to an A & E store. Well, it wasn't that cool. My teacher lied to me when he said the models on their posters are rocking full frontal nudity, which isn't true. Oh, and fashion jeans (for men!) cost 200 bucks. Ouch...
So I left there and went to look for real full frontal nudity at Barnes and Nobel. Getting to it wasn't easy.
FHM UK. Fuck yeah. Paris on the cover. But a plastic wrapper with black out square, the kind truck stops use when they cover the goods of cover girls when they have Hustler on display, was wrapping up my find. I rip it off, but to my dismay there is a second plastic wrapper, under the first one. Well, I ripped that off too and well, I found what I was looking for.
