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I'm not skiing today cause I'm sick, so I'm bored and a bit pissed. Need a distraction.
Per Brownski, based on a post Mall Walker made about his favorite thread title being the could you kill a monkey one, it would be excellent to have a poll on the best thread titles ever.
SO:
Nominate your favorite, best, or most infamous thread titles here. We'll run it for a week then bundle them up into a poll.
So far nominated:
How Many of You Idiots Think You Could Kill a Gorilla?
Ok, go.
The a bay bag of dicks thread makes me laugh consistently
Gaper Spirit Animal
I Skied With Benny Profane !
What's new on the snackscape, cretins?
A++, makes me laugh every time I read it, it's like a clinic in writing TGR thread titles.
The Stripper fishing title makes me double-check that it is not about strippers.
Does Merry Fistmas have its own title?
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This would have been my first nomination. I chortle out loud a little every time I see it.Quote:
Originally Posted by byates1
A close second that deserves a nomination: I love my wife and all but….
Why aren't releasable pole straps the standard
/thread
Whatever the Rax ski thread is called.
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The Pantsuit Effect. A Trip Report.
Raps had a couple of them
TR: COUGAR HUNTING IN ASSPEN: MY FIRST NIGHT EXPERIENCE....JUST CALL ME T.J. BURKE
https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...rke?highlight=
THE WINTER OF RAPS PT. 1:AN EPIC TR- STRIPPERS, NAKED ROOMATE, WOLF CREEK & SILVERTON
https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...ton?highlight=
The one about how it's like carving on the wing tip was the best IMHO. Title, but also thread. And somehow they matched, at least before that punkass weakling with the Hart carvers deletions.Quote:
Originally Posted by east or bust
Whyoming - She’s gone by Tedski.
And
Shamoknee by DrWhat?
Eldora clusterfuck Friday is right up there with the basin bag of dicks thread, always amuses me that those are the respective local conditions threads.
Sarcastic remarks can get you banned from Neptune Mountaineering still cracks me up, but that's a local thing.
The gorilla thread title is pretty funny
Canada=51st State
(or was that on powmag?)
"I just shit my pants" or something like that from Bad Roo.
2nd. An absolute great one. Perhaps only touched by anything related to Altoids.Quote:
Originally Posted by I've seen black diamonds!
Was about to post exactly that. Except it is "I've shit my pants".Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva
"What the Fuck Is Wrong With My Car? Also... Car For Sale"
Can't remember who started it
Would you eat it?
This, then I laugh again when it seems they have adopted that thread as their regional forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by byates1
It must be a good title because whenever I see a new post there, it’s the first thread I open. And most of the time the answer is yesQuote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
work bathrooms = SLAY3D
Sink peeing