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just want to rub one out but I need to save it for later
anyone got any tricks so I can keep from doing it?
didn't get to go skiing yesterday which sucked I was too busy hanging christmas decorations at someones new house yesterday so now I got all this pent up frustrations
my partner was out of town for a couple days for work and will be back tonight
I always like blasting a big nut that first night back so I can feel like johnny sledge
Never waste a stiffie. You're too old not to know this.
Fred.
You’re fast
Git er done
Just think about Mtngirl
Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch. I want to. That's not why I do it. I do it 'cause I fucking *need* to. Think about it.
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The true sign of aging in men: when you're young you jerk off before sex to increase your performance. When you're old you refrain from jerking off before sex. Only so much in the tank. :)
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Ding ding dingQuote:
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We have a winner nailed it
40 miles on the bike today
Gonna ask for road head on the way up I 70 tonight
Now I have a disturbing mental image of some old guy wearing an oxygen mask getting his wrinkly knob polished.Quote:
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Well KQ….are you?Quote:
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Why do you hate Dodger fans?Quote:
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you got somthin' agin shiney knobs?Quote:
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Stop looking in the mirrorQuote:
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Two things. I don't wear an oxygen mask. And I'm nowhere near flexible enough to suck my own dick.Quote:
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I think losing the ability to reach our genitalia with our mouths is why we had to evolve civilization. And now we have bills and shit.
ShrinkageQuote:
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Maybe lose some weight, a CPAP looks like an oxygen mask, I’m sure you can understand my confusionQuote:
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So, it's not snowing much in CO either, huh?