Skiing buzzed

At the risk of sounding old…
When The Canyons was Park West, and Quaaludes were the good-time drug of choice, we would frequently eat one or two, drink a beer or two, smoke a spleef or 5 and meander down what is now Super Condor while listening to Wharf Rat on the loud speaker. Well, a lot has happened since then. Park West became Wolf Mountain and then The Canyons, Ludes became illegal, Jerry Garcia died, I cut my hair, met a mountain woman, settled down, moved to NJ and had kids. Well, the other day, I was going thru some old shit. You know, a box of LPs, (great stuff: The Outlaws, Elvin Bishop, Grateful Dead, Jorma, etc.) and some other college crap, when I found a vile with 4 Rorer’s in it. Wow! Did it bring back memories. The question becomes, do I dump them? Are they still good? …it’s been since the early ‘80s. Do I feed one to my wife and get sloppy? Actually, that sounds like fun. Why am I even talking to you about this? It kind of feels like that scene in Animal House when Pinto was going to take advantage of the mayor’s 13 year old daughter. You know, the devil appears over one shoulder ans says, “Fuck her…go ahead” , and then the angel appears over the other shoulder and says, “for shame…”. I just thought that this would be fun.
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This is my favorite post of all time.

You found 20 year old quaaludes and are contemplating giving one to your wife. Awesome. Simply awesome. You clearly should, btw.

just like that, only on one shoulder is the angel saying..."dumbass JONG" and on the other is the devil saying..."dumbass JONG"..

Wow....6 posts and you're already posting intimate shit like drugging up your wife.

Hell, you sold out a long time a ago, pop and reminesce.....T.R.O.Y

im no pharmacist and people stopped eating ludes before I was alive....but as far as i know, the part of a pill that gets old is usually the filler mixed in the drug...

whats it gonna harm...just eat em

If you dont end up taking them, please send them to me. I will pay shipping.

send em my way - i miss those disco biscuits.

funny thing is, friends of mine and I were at a dinner the other night waxing nostalgic about rorers :redface:

i miss these disco biscuits


http://www.dking-gallery.com/pix/Scr...cuits_0209.jpg

I got no dime but I got some time to hear.... that trip report
I took it as your wife would know... I'm trying not to think about "sloppy"
save em for why you have em- shredding the gnar (or sleeping on the traverse)
post results

Parkwest represtent!
I agree you may be new but you post some fin ass shiz.

save 'em, come out t UT and aeat a few and scream around Solitude.
Dinner at St Bernard's after, a nice mountain view room......

Ludes!? Facking hippies!!! ;)

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Originally Posted by Woodsy

Parkwest represtent!
I agree you may be new but you post some fin ass shiz.

save 'em, come out t UT and aeat a few and scream around Solitude.
Dinner at St Bernard's after, a nice mountain view room......

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I think woodsy has designs on you man.

So, does anyone know what the fuck blurred was talking about up there? I sure as hell don't. That T.R.O.Y. thing sounded kinda badass though.

speechless!

I'm sure they lost all their potency about 18 years ago.. But hell, can't hurt.

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Originally Posted by iceman

So, does anyone know what the fuck blurred was talking about up there? I sure as hell don't. That T.R.O.Y. thing sounded kinda badass though.

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T.R.O.Y is B.E.'s daddy


[its a good thing I edited what my gat side made me type 2 minutes ago]

I suck :the_finge I am evil

wait. i read a thread, i posted, i saw splat's response, it's now gone. and I KNOW i didn't have a lude...

so, wtf?

I was saying you were about to post some of those lude stories from the goodle days....then you went unconscious.
Last I heard you were passed out in a hotel lobby, buck naked, with your arms around a stuffed animal.

So, go ahead with your story...

As a “dumb ass JONG”, I know, term of endearment, with only a handful of posts, I want you to get to know me. If I’m going to be hangin’ round, you’re entitled to a glimpse of my personality.

Blurred: …T.R.O.Y.?
Yogachik: If your ass looks anything like the one in your pic., my wife and I surely want to get to know you! Hubba!!
Gonz and Woodsy: Thanks…but Ice has me worried.

I’m at The Canyons all the time. 30+ last season. It’s the little hill that has turned into the big mountain. I bet that there are a lot of backcountry “legends” along the Wasatch front who are not happy! Anyway, if you see a guy with a puke green shell, hair on fire and sparks flying from the bases of his Exploders, that’s me!

As for the ludes, they’re still shiny (no bootlegs here)…we’ll just have to wait and see. TO BE CONTINUED….

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Originally Posted by iceman

That T.R.O.Y. thing sounded kinda badass though.

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T.R.O.Y. McClure.

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Originally Posted by schindlerpiste

I bet that there are a lot of backcountry “legends” along the Wasatch front who are not happy!

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Na don't really think so.You would think most of The BC legends hang in the cottonwoods MC, or AF. The notorious lesser and unstable snowpack and idiots who would go thru gates w/out avvy equipment or knowledge would keep em away.

Woodsy you know that screaming around is verboten @ smallitude.

There is someone there who could use some 714 LLove.

I believe BE was referring to an old Pete Rock and C.L. Smooth song.

I feel like it is my duty to warn drug users.
http://www.kokotele.com/powderdrug.gif http://www.kokotele.com/marijuana1.gif http://www.kokotele.com/skiabuse.gif http://www.kokotele.com/skiaddict.gif

Those are awesome Jonesy, I would buy those posters.

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Originally Posted by splat

I was saying you were about to post some of those lude stories from the goodle days....t

So, go ahead with your story...

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Well, this one time in band camp... Actually, I have quite a few - one involves the Ocotillo Lodge in Palm Springs, a suite in that lodge, a bathroom, and a peephole in the closet.

And then, there's footage out there somewhere (god, I hope it's been destroyed) of other shenanigans.

Sorry Schindler - I'm not into couples.

For the record: Neither is my wife.