Cow fighting

Cow tipping. Sure. Anyone near farm country has played that game. Poor cows.

But why can’t we fight them in fancy pants and a red cape and stab them to thousands of cheering fans?

I'm a bull living in The Bull City.. But, if someone legit identifies as a cow can they enter the cow fighting arena??

Cows are pacifists they do not raise their hooves in anger.

If I have two coconut halves, carried by a swallow, can I identify as a horse? I sound like one.
Don’t make me rant about the oppression inherent in the system.

I'm also 100% letting Lenny compete against OTHER dolphins..

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Is a cowabunga a place?

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Originally Posted by mcski

Is a cowabunga a place?

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Cowabunga is the rally cry when penetrating the cowabunghole

As long as the cows are not Kung Fu fighting.... https://youtu.be/y4H47Npqebc.

Holy shit you can find anything on the internet.

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Originally Posted by Core Shot

Cowabunga is the rally cry when penetrating the cowabunghole

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