TR: Super gluing my balls to my thigh

There I was, finishing up the trimming of a nice deer hair head when an errant elbow sent the uncapped bottle of Zap-A-Gap from my desk directly into my lap. It is hot and the AC in my room leaves much to be desired so, naturally, I was in nothing but boxers and a t-shirt. I felt the glue permeate my draws and the heat of it setting before I could process my error. When I did react, I made the split second decision to grab the spilling bottle from the floor rather than tend to my rapidly adhering nether region. It was too late. The gap between my balls and my thigh had been thoroughly zapped.

Realizing my plight, I immediately stripped naked and took a contemplative seat on the shitter. Rippage was out of the question. I resorted to Google. Nail polish, with its main ingredient being acetone, was atop of the list of interventions. The article did, however, warn against its use on sensitive areas. After brief deliberation, I decided to proceed and donned a towel before trepidly making my way down the stairs in search of my antidote.

I located a bottle and took to preparing myself and the necessary implements for its application. With q-tips, cotton balls, and lotion at the ready, I began the procedure. The preliminary application went off without a hitch and the wait for un-boding to materialize commenced. Within a minute, the glue began to whiten and crack. It was time to rip that shit apart. And I did, freeing my balls in one swift pull. Minimal skin was lost by either adhering party, though what sublayers of skin that came into contact with the residual nail polish remover did burn like hell for a bit. Once the pain subsided, I began peeling the remaining glue from myself, before thoroughly rinsing then returning to my desk to finish the fly.

Outstanding.

And before anyone asks without thinking, we definitely do not need pics.

Is this what they mean by "type 2 fun"?

Clearly this website needs to be updated.

#glueballs

Solid TR.

Narrative really sticks together

You should probably let the people at thistothat.com know, doesn't look like they have this one covered.

I find this whole TR suspect for sharing a closeted masterburation fantasy.....

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With q-tips, cotton balls, and lotion at the ready, I began the procedure. .

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I’ve both soldered and hot ptex’d my balls but never superglue….


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Did you write TRs after these life defining events? Props to SYF for sharing this "fishing story" with the forum.

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Originally Posted by detrusor

I’ve both soldered and hot ptex’d my balls but never superglue….

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Probably needs to be cross posted to the stoner mistakes thread..

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I’ve both soldered and hot ptex’d my balls but never superglue….


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Sharing how you use electrolysis and waxing to remove your pubes is different than accidentally adhering your scrotum to your leg.

well done

hows the deer?

Dear Penthouse ....

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Probably needs to be cross posted to the stoner mistakes thread..

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I haint toked in years.

How’s your Mom doing ? Does she ever ask about me ?


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How’s your Mom doing ? Does she ever ask about me ?


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No shit, she asked this afternoon if you are still in Wisconsin.

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No shit, she asked this afternoon if you also superglue your ballsack to your thigh.

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FIFY

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No shit, she asked this afternoon if you are still in Wisconsin.

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Show her this recent pic of me in Wisconsin. It will remind her of our time together.

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that fly is destined for greatness

thanks for the awesome TR

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Show her this recent pic of me in Wisconsin. It will remind her of our time together.

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Baha

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Show her this recent pic of me in Wisconsin. It will remind her of our time together.

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Very crass, Harry!


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Show her this recent pic of me in Wisconsin. It will remind her of our time together.

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Another catch and release?