1 Attachment(s)
Meme-central (Non Fungible Tokens and other useless art you 'made')
I'll go first. I'm thinking of putting it for sale starting at 10 Doge (roughly $3.00 give or take $10 cents depending on the time of day). Let's see what you got!
Rights conferred
==============
The NFT 'registrant' gets to say they own the digital signature. I reserve the right to charge a commission on any sales generated by the display of this NFT. Even TGR. You make $$$ off this art and I'll lawyer up! We won't even use the Blockchain. Just send the 'money' to my doge wallet and I'll agree that it is yours with a signed message using my private key. Note: I reserve the right to plagiarize* anything I see on the web and call it my NFT with minor changes. This technique is known as MSA (Marxian Socialist Art).
The story behind this
==================
"As I looked into my Shibu's eyes, I saw an image projected from deep in his soul. It wasn't just Elon. It was Elon holding my Doge in the Valley of the Shadow of death. Here the Good Sheppard protects those he loves and leads them back to the flock. Well, 'leads' isn't quite accurate because he whisks them away to SpaceX in a Tesla at top speed! This is also yet more proof that the Good Sheppard is a white middle aged dude in a vanilla cotton robe."
Attachment 376690
*This is loosely based on a meme on a twitter feed somewhere.
edit#1: Forgot to add a COVID-19 Impact statement. This art was created in a somewhat quarantined environment by a somewhat vaccinated human using no 5G technology and without any sponsorship or involvement by the Russians. This art is Fauci-positive and inclusive of all other cute dogs.
edit#2: Forgot to add a climate impact statement. Risk ingredients: Digital ink. Other ingredients: digital bits. Almost half (48.5%) of our total 2021 climate footprint—or 0.00023 kg CO2e per page of produced art —comes from our ingredients. This is an increase of 100% compared to 2020 when we didn't produce any art. The majority of this increase is due to the use of Starbucks Dark Roast instead of the usual West Coast blend. Thanks to arable land that is very humus-rich, the NFTs we produce can be recycled by simply throwing away your laptop into the landfill. Humus absorbs toxic chemicals resulting in SPECIES DIVERSITY, which creates a low climate footprint.
