Chinese Rat Fu

Rat fu, better than monkey, praying mantis or dragon style? Please discuss quietly.

Rats are fuckin' awesome!

No wAy, Monkey Steals the Peach.

Grasshopper snatches pebble

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Originally Posted by mcski

Grasshopper snatches pebble

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"It is time for you to leave"

I'll stick with tofu, thx

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Originally Posted by Norseman

I'll stick with tofu, thx

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The martial art of the forefoot.

Better than the martial art of the foreskin, I suppose.

Nvm tofu. Suddenly craving calamari

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Originally Posted by mcski

Grasshopper snatches pebble

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That sounds more like a show in Patpong

Everybody was rat fu fighting

I didn’t know she had the GI joe kung fu grip
https://youtu.be/k_LP4IU6XD4

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Originally Posted by Rideski

I didn’t know she had the GI joe kung fu grip
https://youtu.be/k_LP4IU6XD4

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This.

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