Woot Write-ups

I love them! Today's really made me laugh. Don't try to order it though, already sold out:

It Goes From Suck to Blow
Eureka! And your workshop don’ smella so gooda neither. Fortunately, cleanup is pielike in its facility with this Toolbox Vacuum. It’s an all-in-one toolbox, vacuum and blower. For real.

No doubt you’ve spent countless hours gazing dejectedly upon your old-fashioned, single-purpose, low-tech toolbox, thinking: “what this completely unmotorized hunk of junk needs is a powerful six-amp motor in it.”

No? You never dreamed such a dream? Well, we can’t all be Wizards of Menlo Park. Now that you’ve seen it, you’ll never again be satisfied with a toolbox that’s just a toolbox, or a vacuum that’s just a vacuum.

The Eureka Toolbox Vacuum makes fast work of tough cleanup jobs, and the the high performance blower huffs and puffs and blows dirt, dust or debris out of your way. The 5’ hose, dusting brush, and crevice tool store conveniently in the lid, while the removable 20’ cord wraps around the quick release handle. The cord includes an auxiliary power socket, which is perfect for portable drills, sanders, plug-in air fresheners or electric blankets.

With its reusable cloth shake-out bag, the vacuum is all: Sawdust? Schmawdust!

On top of all that is a tote tray and a roomy toolbox with plenty of space for power tools, gloves, shoprags, solvents—or whatever creepy paraphernalia you carry around with your vacuum. We aren’t here to judge you.

Do you have to work two jobs? We do. So why should our housewares sit around like high-priced specialists until called upon one at a time for the single tasks each one can perform? That’s not the Eureka Toolbox Vacuum’s style. The Eureka Toolbox Vacuum isn’t afraid of a little hard work. Shoot, it’s two tools at a time, all the time. Now if only someone will invent a car alarm that blares the time and temperature, or a sturdy pair of chocolate shoes!