How many 85yo Gapicski Bears can you take on in a fight?

Question: How many eighty-five year old gapicski bears of equal male:female distribution could you take on in a fight before they would overwhelm you?

The Rules and Stipulations:

* The fight will take place in a well-lit, parking lot whose size will be proportional to the number of assumed gapers, such that when the gapers are standing at their preferred personal distance from one another, the total area of the parking lot's floor will be double that which they collectively occupy
* You will receive no self-defense training beyond that which you already know, but the gapers will all have four hours' worth of training beforehand on how to take down an adult; whether they choose to pay attention to this training or not is up to them
* Neither you nor the gapers will have any material weapons provided, and all gapicskiers will not be allowed to use their canes, crutches or walkers as weapons
* The gapers will all be representative of the average gaper in all areas, e.g., intellect, height, weight, fear response, and strength
* When a gaper is knocked or otherwise rendered unconscious, that gaper is "out" and will not get back up at any point later in the challenge; the same "out" rule applies to any gaper who is killed
* The challenge ends when you have been rendered unconscious or dead, or when all of the gapers in the room are "out"

I believe I could handle my own against the physical challenges that would take place, but when every aspect of my fighting technique (stance, form, weight transfer, hand position, ect.) is critiqued, I would be rendered unconscious by the sheer magnitude of information.

Also, the guitar sing-along would kill me instantly.
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Wuss - one way to deal with that.

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Then use the shards on the remaining Senior Citizens.

All of them. I'd just start pretending that I was skiing, and they're heads would explode as they would over-analyize my poor form.

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Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

* You will receive no self-defense training beyond that which you already know, but the gapers will all have four hours' worth of training beforehand on how to take down an adult; whether they choose to pay attention to this training or not is up to them

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I will provide this training along with a group self-defence teachers of compariable skill to mine.

For $800 each dollars I will video tape each of them.

I will review the video tapes with them individually and improve their Epic nad kicking skills 42%. They will have much nad kicking magic inside them.

I think one could take us all-

They have perfect form, you know.