Time to get in shape for ski season

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08-03-2005, 10:21 AM
teleee

Time to get in shape for ski season

Between a semi-serious knee injury and a new job that requires me to sit in an office 99% of the time I have turned into a big fat tub of goo. Since I have lofty goals for this season including a winter climb and descent of Mount Rainier I have been thinking maybe I should get myself into shape.
So yesterday i decided to do something about it. Went to the local fitness center and enrolled my fat self into a cycling / spinning class.
The instructor rolls in looking as fat and soft as me, so i'm thinking well this shouldnt be to bad I should be able to keep up with her. WRONG!!! She proceeded to kick my ass up and down imaginary hills in and out of of the saddle until i was a quivering melted mass of Krispy Kreme donuts puddled around my stationary bike. Turns out she had a baby like 5 days ago thus explaining the excess skin, not to be confused with softness that I assumed.

If you want to kick yourself into shape a cycling class is a damn good first step. Now if I can live through tonights session......
08-03-2005, 10:29 AM
GrandmaDeath

go on a diet FATBOY!!!!
08-03-2005, 10:48 AM
bubblebutt

Masturbation in the shower while maintaining the tuck position is my training regime of choice. Alternating hands improves co-ordination and remember to keep both hand in front. Suprisingly effective, you should try it :p
08-03-2005, 10:52 AM
Zeedashbo

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Originally Posted by bubblebutt

Masturbation in the shower while maintaining the tuck position is my training regime of choice. Alternating hands improves co-ordination and remember to keep both hand in front. Suprisingly effective, you should try it :p

not too shabby for a JONG! by the way, i need nekkid pictures of your sister or girlfriend.
08-03-2005, 03:31 PM
bubblebutt

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Originally Posted by Zeedashbo

not too shabby for a JONG! by the way, i need nekkid pictures of your sister or girlfriend.

No sister but spoke to the girlfriend and she says you are a silly boy and that you already have lots of pictures of her with your father already in your house. : :fm: