I can’t tie my shoes

Should I buy Velcro shoes?

PM Tyrone

Just go sasquatch. You'll be fine.

Can you see your shoes?

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Originally Posted by reckless toboggan

Can you see your shoes?

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My hudge dick blocks the view

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Originally Posted by Core Shot

My hudge dick blocks the view

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Then, yes, velcro.

Also, you should probably see a doctor about that infectious swelling.

It's UGGS time.

If you can't tie your shoes you prolly can't see your dick. Tell the truth. You still need to see them to use the velcro.

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Originally Posted by oftpiste

If you can't tie your shoes you prolly can't see your dick. Tell the truth. You still need to see them to use the velcro.

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Right
The tool shed blocks my view

Velcro
The ultimate solution
Don’t need to see
Just feel

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Originally Posted by reckless toboggan

Also, you should probably see a doctor about that infectious swelling.

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And your vision problem. Your glasses should have a little note in the corner that sez “objects are smaller than they appear”

Slides,



get used to them.

Nike Hyperadapt self lacing shoes.

I haven't tied my shoes since Little League.

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Velcro exists for people like you

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Originally Posted by Shredhead

Slides,



get used to them.

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CROCS

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Originally Posted by Core Shot

My hudge dick blocks the view

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Welcome to the club. Get some Chelsea or Romeo boots