WTF is wrong with my ribs

They kill. 4" below by tit I have a jabbing pain. In hurts to

breath (inhale)
laugh
exersize
shit
cough
etc.

I have no idea how I got injured. It's been about 48hours and getting worse. I guess I could have fucked my best up creekin' the weekend but my PFD is well padded there. The internets tells me I've most likely cracked a rib or torn some muscle. It's not really tender to the tough, it hurts on the inside.

Is this possible?
Is it worth going to the Dr.? Internet says there ain't much they can do.
Any other potential injuries that I should be concerned about

Whatever you do, do NOT see a doctor.
Stabbing internal pain is nothing.
Particularly when it is not associated with any injury.
Wait until blood is in your stool, seeping from your eyes, or dripping from your prick.
The internet knows everything.
The internet will save you.




P.S. - in case your sarcasm meter is as broken as your health judgment, please see your doctor

Foggy_Goggles-I'm going through the same thing. Have been for 3 weeks. Fell off a Belly Dump trailer. You've bruised your ribs and Internat organs. Might want to have UA :eek: done to see if your bleeding in your piss. I was, rest and slight activity for awhile. I'm using DMSO on my injury. Get well.

the pain you feel is your vagina frantically trying to put a smooth coat on some sand stuck up in there. Too late now to simply shake it out.

My advice is to go to a doc to get it removed and then sell the pearl to finance your SA trip.

Emphasis on the go see the doc part of the equation.

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Originally Posted by interloper

You've bruised your ribs and Internat organs.

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Schweet internet diagnosis, Marcus Welby.


Only difference is Foggy has pain with NO INJURY and it is GETTING WORSE!!


[oh, and the fact that you actually saw a doctor, and felt happy to pass on the news that your doctor said Foggy will be OK]

OK bitches, I'm going to the Dr. I honestly haven't been in about 4yrs since my shoulder surgery. Dealing with PPOs, receptionists sucks ass. Here's my forecast:

Dr: whats wrong
FG: my ribs hurt
Dr: how'd it happen
FG: no idea
Dr: lets do some tests [treats FG like a piece of meat]
Dr: nothing I can see, looks I a deep bruise, rest and you'll be find
FG: thanks for nothing, resting is for pussies, where are my drugs?

Schedule yourself a regular physical too then dude.

You're old enough that they need to start checking for colo-rectal cancer :(

If you want I can recommend a kind of half hippy/half regular medicine place that takes most major insurers.

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Originally Posted by lemon boy

Schedule yourself a regular physical too then dude.

You're old enough that they need to start checking for colo-rectal cancer :(

If you want I can recommend a kind of half hippy/half regular medicine place that takes most major insurers.

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Get your hands out of my ass!!!!

relax dude, it was just a finger.

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Originally Posted by lemon boy

relax dude, it was just a finger.

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"Moooon River!
Are you using the whole Fist Doc??"

Standing Double Dog Dare: Sing that next time you get the glove.

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Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles

OK bitches, I'm going to the Dr. I honestly haven't been in about 4yrs since my shoulder surgery. Dealing with PPOs, receptionists sucks ass. Here's my forecast:

Dr: whats wrong
FG: my ribs hurt
Dr: how'd it happen
FG: no idea
Dr: lets do some tests [treats FG like a piece of meat]
Dr: nothing I can see, looks I a deep bruise, rest and you'll be find
FG: thanks for nothing, resting is for pussies, where are my drugs?

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Hey Core Shot, can I get $15 for my co-pay?

Diagnosis: nothing broken, muscles tear/strain "probably". No drugs, no therapy, no fun. This suck.

Between the no kayaking, no exersize, no bongrips mandate, I'm gonna get fat and my life is gonna get boring.

[nelson voice]

HA HA!
[/nv]

can't even work on your deck huh?

Wanna go WT bank fishin this w/e?

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Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles

Hey Core Shot, can I get $15 for my co-pay?

Diagnosis: nothing broken, muscles tear/strain "probably". No drugs, no therapy, no fun. This suck.

Between the no kayaking, no exersize, no bongrips mandate, I'm gonna get fat and my life is gonna get boring.

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doooood, you didn't tell me you were a bong ripper.
You prolly just pulled a muscle coughing too hard ;)

don't laugh, it can happen.
and just may be the root of the cause here, I dunno.
I do have a friend who cracked a rib that way though.

I am still recovering from a fire road fall of my bike at about 30mph 5 weeks ago. I fell your pain.

Foggy, drink lot's of water, eat lot's of fruit and ruffage, and just tape it up nice n tight if you do go messin around. 4-6 weeks and you'll only have a slight remnant of the pain (my best guess)

edit:I'm surprised they didn't diagnose a virus :rolleyes2