This may be a fucking rerun, but it's still fucking funny. I wish more lawyers had a fucking sense of humor like this fucker:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/fword1.html
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This may be a fucking rerun, but it's still fucking funny. I wish more lawyers had a fucking sense of humor like this fucker:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/fword1.html
That article is just plain fucked up.
I wish I was a lawyer. :D
reminds me of the classic Monty Python "history of the f word"
somebody made it into a flash animation
http://media2.big-boys.com/bbmedia/fword.swf
audio NSFW.
The public defender's summary is fucking priceless:
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Fuck is certainly a controversial word that may be appropriate in certain venues and locales (Florida Elections Commision, speed eating contests, public defender offices) and may be inappropriate in others (weddings, Chuck-E-Cheese pizza parlors, district attorney offices).
The universal adjective
pretty fucking funny...your tax dollars at work, coloraggots!
I would argue that the F-Word is totally appropriate at a Chuck-E-Cheese establishments, especially when you are playing that whack-a-mole game. In the heat of battle with the moles, I have been known to yell "Stay in yer holes, you dirty, little fuckers!!"
According to the little movie there fuck comes from 'frichen' when it actually comes from the mideival times when england ruled scotland...good example is in braveheart when the lord or king takes the newly wedded wife and sleeps with her before the husband, this is where the word Fuck comes from. Fornucation Under Consent of the King...something my english teacher actually taught me this year
I just wanna meet the lawyer with the balls to title his motion as follows:
"Motion to Dismiss: the Constitutionality of Fuck, "Fucker" and "Fucking Fag""
Fucking priceless legal work!
And to lead his argument with a citation from "wikpedia.com"...Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
#1, your english teacher got it wrong! What the Fuck - does she use spam emails as her sources!Quote:
Originally Posted by Showtime06
#2, why is your english teacher teaching FUCK, for fucks sake!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck#Fake_etymologies
http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/fuck.htm
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl-f-word.htm
For fucks sake, all the fucking fucked up teacher had to do was fucking google the fucking thing
http://www.google.com/search?num=100...r+consent+king
I think that public defender is on it, and I think he made a good case. He certainly went to the effort of researching it thoroughly. I wouldn't want that kid in my kids' school, but the school district should have based their case on aggressive and/or threatening behavior rather than simply on the actual words spoken, imo.
I dunno about that. The charge was "Interference with Staff, Faculty or Students of Educationa Institutions, a class three misdemeanor" (amended from the original charge of disorderly conduct).Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
It is not until section 23 of his motion that he addresses the statute, the required elements of the statute, or how saying fuck does not in and of itself violate the law. That's where the winning argument is.
Most of the other 6 pages are just him having fun, enjoying the fact that he can say fuckity fuck fuck to the court. Calling the principal names in the privacy of his office (whether fuck or gosh darn) hardly "impedes" the principal and certainly does not involve the use of "restraint, abduction, coercion or intimidation".
All the fuck discussion did was help bolster the case that saying fuck you should not have made a reasonable principal feel intimidated.
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Originally Posted by Core Shot
You're right i apologize, i think i'll print out this link you gave me and show it to her tomorrow...senior year, i'm into college who gives a fuck right??
Bzzzt. If it took you 12 years to learn to question your teachers, you shouldn't be allowed to graduate at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Showtime06
:nonono2: