drug screen and creatine

Hey!

I have to pass a screen tomorrow. Last smoked two weeks this sunday. Smoked 2 small bowls by myself then and a couple of bowls the previous weekend, and a couple of bowls the previous week, same pattern for the last two months.

I have passed three home tests this week with a faint line on the second line (top line). The last time was really dark sample.

I just took 4200mg of creatine monohydrate. I will hydrate a bit tomorrow, take b complex and some tums.

How much more creatine do I take and when do I take the test tomorrow?

thanx!

Try smoking some.

hahahahahahaha

You only have to take creatine if you drink so much water that the lack of creatine in your urine will reveal that you pissed a diluted sample. Unless you're pissing for the cops, just go to the head shop and buy some fake urine.

Quick fix urine. You should've thought ahead. Unless of course it's a parole test. I think those fuckers can watch you pee. Work test? Quick fix is the answer. Google it. Smoke on your way to the test and in the lots before walking in.

urinetheclear.com

I failed a test once using "urineluck" cover. I had just peed before being called in semi-unexpectedly so my sample was small and it came back tainted. If you're already passing home test I'd imagine you're fine as long as you clear your bladder in AM, hydrate and use b6-12 for coloration. ...I'm not familiar with creatine.

In high school I had to pass a test. Had no clue what to do. Some old hippie said buy a 1/2 liter of vinegar and drink it before the test. Nastiest thing I've ingested. Think I chased each sip with Sprite. Smoked the morning of.

Passed with flying colors.

I think borrowed urine is the hot ticket, the 1st question that come to mind is does is spoil?

I often take a spoonful of apple cider vinegar to help with digestion but tthe 1/2liter sounds excessive

Mrs. Gimble is a MLS (Medical Laboratory Scientist) and she says you should be OK but you may want to bring along an Original Whizzinator just in case....

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I often take a spoonful of apple cider vinegar to help with digestion but tthe 1/2liter sounds excessive

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My piss smelled like it was fermenting on the spot and may have damaged their sample cup.

I keep a canteen of clean piss in my freezer, you never know. It's one of those leather pouch canteens. Warm in microwave, put on defroster in car on the way, lay the bag on it to keep the piss warm. Stuff the pouch in your tighty whiteys in the lot. the nozzle even comes out the fly on the pants.

Worked for me twice for pre employment testing.

I just never trusted anything else but real, clean piss.

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I keep a canteen of clean piss in my freezer, you never know. It's one of those leather pouch canteens. Warm in microwave, put on defroster in car on the way, lay the bag on it to keep the piss warm. Stuff the pouch in your tighty whiteys in the lot. the nozzle even comes out the fly on the pants.

Worked for me twice for pre employment testing.

I just never trusted anything else but real, clean piss.

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If you go this route in the future, freeze it immediately and filter after defrosting.

Welp, that's my post for the day.

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Originally Posted by commonlaw

Welp, that's my post for the day.

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Pissed that one away.

I'm a gentleman skier so I must have THC in my urine

Baby piss is the way to go

The duration of detectability of drugs in urine (specifically marijuana) has been changed in recent years
Single use: 3 days
Moderate smoker (4 times/week): 5 days
Heavy smoker (daily): 10 days
Chronic smoker (multiple daily): 21-27 days
(Sources: National Institute on Drug Abuse and PharmChem Laboratories)

Those times "may vary depending on variables including.. metabolism.. patients physical condition, fluid intake and method and frequency of ingestion" but I'd hazard, you're in the clear.

Dont let the sample be your first urine of the day (most metabolites collect as you sleep) and give the sample from the middle of the stream (not right at the beginning of when you start peeing or at the end). If you're still worried, drink a ton of water take B vitamins for color and some creatine which you already are on top of. But I would imagine that is all unnecessary, you should be ok

great!

I am transitioning from contractor to full time employee and passed in November when I started contracting

If i fail, I don't get the job and will I be pulled as a conractor. uuuuggggghhhhhh

furthermore i have children and I am divorced, my ex just quit her job with no savings to speak of. we both could be out of work at the same time.

fml

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I think borrowed urine is the hot ticket, the 1st question that come to mind is does is spoil?

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I went this route for the last drug test I had to take, probably 10 years ago. My buddy was in the Marines, only guy I knew who could pee clean, had him pee in this 3-4 oz. medical syringe. Taped a hand warmer to the syringe and strapped it under my arm pit. Hooked some fish tank tubing up to the syringe and ran it down through my pants, worked like a charm. Only problem is, I got to the pee testing office and there's 12 people ahead of me, I had to sit and wait for half an hour. Not only was it the middle of summer, but I have this handwarmer heating up my arm pit, started sweating like a stuck pig. I can feel perspiration making my arm pit wet and the whole time I was freaking out because I thought the pee had started to leak out of the syringe.

Everything turned out fine. Passed my drug test, got the job, then moved to a ski town, started waiting tables, went bald. Success!

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Everything turned out fine. Passed my drug test, got the job, then moved to a ski town, started waiting tables, went bald. Success!

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that's some sig-worthy material right there.

A guy I knew served 30 days for parole violation when he took some creatine bullshit to pass a whiz quiz. He got some funny stories out of it though, like talking to female inmates through the toilet.

^Good times.

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^Good times.

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I laughed.....

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Originally Posted by Tahoe Bromide

A guy I knew served 30 days for parole violation when he took some creatine bullshit to pass a whiz quiz. He got some funny stories out of it though, like talking to female inmates through the toilet.

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employment screen...

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Originally Posted by Tahoe Bromide

A guy I knew served 30 days for parole violation when he took some creatine bullshit to pass a whiz quiz. He got some funny stories out of it though, like talking to female inmates through the toilet.

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find this hard to believe

ingesting creatine is not illegal