The Nazi's at Alta refuse to allow bullfighting. This is a violation of my civil rights, the Constitution says I have the right to Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Bullfighting.
Fuck you Alta Nazi's ! See you clowns in court.
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The Nazi's at Alta refuse to allow bullfighting. This is a violation of my civil rights, the Constitution says I have the right to Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Bullfighting.
Fuck you Alta Nazi's ! See you clowns in court.
Dude, bulls are fucking dangerous. Alta has the right under their lease to ban them in the interests of skier safety and on-slope harmony. Plus, blood soaked snow isn't good PR.
Calm the fuck down dude Bulls just aren't allowed on the lifts. If you like bullfighting so much go make your own resort where it's bullfighters only. I for one can't even count on both hands the amount of times I've just been skiing along minding my own business and been taken out or nearly taken out by some out of control jackass punk bullfighter, which is why I ski at alta. Plus the bumps are just better without hooveprints in them.
those alta Nazis can eat a bag of dicks
Who here has ever actually bull-fought at Alta? I mean, really, it's just not setup for it. Collins would become a trampled fecal pit with no way to get those bulls to the good killing slopes. Even if I did bullfight I sure as hell wouldn't at Alta.
From a fone
If I ever was to bullfight at Alta, and it's not a given with the silly rules on pets around SLC, it would be in jeans.
Bulls can't handle the traverses.
pure gold in here.
Sorry bullfighters, you're not a protected class, unless you're all Spaniards, which I suppose is entirely possible. Besides, you're too noisy.
Its in a watershed, duh. Bulls are allowed but they need special tags.
What if you fought a bull into Alta from Snowbird?
Alta could construct some sort of embankment or bulwark to minimize trespassers.
Can a bull take the magic carpet to mineral basin?
Will the Bulls be allowed to book the new rotating restaurant on Hidden Peak?
Bullfighters dress and act embarrassingly and I don't want to be associated with them
They wear a lot of black and red. You know who else wore a lot of black and red?Quote:
Originally Posted by digitaldeath
NAZIS!
How does a bullfighter say hello?
"Sorry dude."
If moose fighting was easy, they'd call it bullfighting.
Every time I had a bull loaded on the lift by me the fucker slams the bar on my head then bellows and flails around the whole ride up, takes out everyone beside him trying to unload then parks himself right there on the ramp for a long piss. I'm fucking glad that their banned at Alta, the only reason Toas gave in to them was to appease rich Texans who like to vacation with their bulls.
I have always been curious though, why don't more deer poach Deer Valley?
^Good stuff.
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Originally Posted by Lone Star
Calling everyone you disagree with, a "Nazi" is a super Low Class move.
To Boot>its a trend … nice trendy move , debate gaper
The watershed rules are a fair point.
But how to get a tag?
We would need to find a canyon homeowner willing to own a Bull.
Has anyone researched the state laws on Bull ownership?
I'm still searching for the right gaiters to keep sick UT pow out of my manoletinas, but always end up with a gaper gap between the top of the gaiters and my picadors. Till then you can keep Alta, PC fu#&s.
By bringing back TAGs!Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot