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Vin Diesel can clap so fast that he can change the air pressure around him to achieve the effect of an expensive 5.1 surround sound speaker system playing, “Baby One More Time,” by Britney Spears. If he claps any faster though, he risks fracturing space and time, thus creating a, “sub-space fusion shadow,” which can turn anyone into a Vin Diesel clone if they come into contact with it.