Friku

Bringing Friku back
You motherfuckers don't know
How to lay flooring

Predictable saps
Your fingers are in the air
Counting syllables

what skis should I buy
Help me choose the best puffy
You don't even ski

Oh please hold my hand
My pipes are all full of shit
Damn nut allergies

Quite the opposite
My pipes are not full of shit
Just you and crawl space

Hoji is God
Epic is Lame
posted from my iPhone 7 proto

Friku Julian

Cheeseburger lovin' fat boy

Motherfucker, peeeace!

Inky pink you stink
Riding on a horses dink
Shut up your whore mouth

Hi dee ho
On my Bibby Pro
Slay zee pow

My Billy Goats slarve
My Rax they carve
on the wingtip, bitch.

Creaky and Harry
Do not know how to haiku
Being old must suck

what a time waster
a haiku generator
might bring better luck

it's in the timing
but like limeric rhyming
no one gives a fuck

Ullr, little bitch
gloomy sky, little snow yet
fuck you Buffalo

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Originally Posted by commonlaw

Creaky and Harry
Do not know how to haiku
Being old must suck

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mea culpa, didn't anticipate the reaction, my post-modern meta-haiku concept wasn't crowd-focused before release, I'll return with a formally complicit one

EDIT: here you go --

a jape on irony
spirit of momus
hipsters disapprove

Whole Foods I hate you
And your customers suck too
Fuck free range turkeys

Mattress, mattress
On the wall
How will Benny choose between you all

Don't hate the lean bird,
it knows not it's taste. That store,
Whole Paycheck, a waste.

Haikus can be fun
But some make no sense at all
Refrigerator

Not haiku:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Most poems rhyme
But this one doesn't.

One two three four five
One two three four five seven
Eight nine eleven.

what the fuck is a friku
google does not help

unless it is a twitter
thing then i found all
sorts of hashtags with haikus


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[edit] = friday haiku

Conscientiousness,
decriminalization,
congratulations.

haiku need not be
five seven five syllables
[Lew] Welch: Raid Kills Bugs Dead

Live for the Moment,
says the voice inside. Order
the Blister Pro now.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Haikus can be fun
But some make no sense at all
Refrigerator

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Someone bought me that T shirt a while back. Carry on.

raised me a turkey
back then called him Tom
T-day RIP, nom nom nom

Ferg-ku

Hands up means Don't Shoot.
But if he grabs for your gun;
Shoot him 'till he's dead.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Caucasian Asian

Hands up means Don't Shoot.
But if he grabs for your gun;
Shoot him 'till he's dead.

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Riot, loot, riot!
Smash windows, and burn buildings
Visit Ferguson.