I Don't Surf Seaside

Thought someone on this forum might appreciate a little ditty about a frustrating surf break.
Wrote this song while having a really bad session at Seaside (Cardiff by the Sea, California.) I actually surf there quite a bit, and it always makes me feel like a total kook.

https://soundcloud.com/death-cookie/i-dont-surf-seaside

Encinitas, Solana Beach

Pull tune-->sell lyrics and riff to Weezer-->profit.

Hope that isn't an insult proposing selling your tune to Weezer.

Tate sockpuppet version to follow?