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heres what I found:
so I'm a clam eh?Quote:
gaper
\Gap"er\, n. 1. One who gapes.
2. (Zo["o]l.) (a) A European fish. See 4th Comber. (b) A large edible clam (Schizoth[ae]rus Nuttalli), of the Pacific coast; -- called also gaper clam. (c) An East Indian bird of the genus Cymbirhynchus, related to the broadbills.
No you're one who gapes. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
i like this dictionary better:
1. Gaper
1) noun: One who cannot do, and is generally found as an amazed onlooker when viewing any display of actual skill. Often relating to snowsports. syn; jong, nOOb
You forgote a few things. The proununciation key thingy, plus, see also GapeQuote:
Originally Posted by f2f
urbandictionary gives no pronounciation keys. i've heard both possibilities in real-life situations, though in all honesty to pronounce it as 'gap-er' the word should require an extra 'p' in there.
this is getting too serious, so, to wash off the taste of literacy, i suggest we all visit the second item in urbandictionary's description of the word 'gaper'.
in all its glory:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=gaper&r=f
This thread is useless without a picture of someone in a neon one-piece...
No, you're not a clam.
Instead you start threads like this. You say your self it's random and crappy, but still you start it. And why isn't it in The Padded Room if it had to be started at all?
That is why you are a GAPER!
Friggin JONG!!!
:D :D
Took the words out of my mouth. You get enough stick around here as it is, and how you're deliberately bringing it on yourself? For fucks sake man, have you got ADD or something?Quote:
Originally Posted by jonski
edg
Easy fellas. If he wants to be a (bearded) clam, then so be it.
I just like the fact that the definition for JONG in the urban dictionary quotes its source as Powder Maggot.
Proof that WE CAN CHANGE THE WORLD's diction!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
yea but i can also go on their and write a defintion for my roomate defining him as a huge fag...hypothetically
I didn't believe it until I saw it, it's true!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
JONG
JONG - Jack-Off-Newbie-Gaper. Used in skiing to describe someone who is completley new to the sport but has no idea what they or doing, or why they are doing it.
An example would be a new skier that asks the ski patrol: "where do you put the terrain park in the summer?"
JONG!!!
Source: Powder Maggot, Apr 27, 2004
(apologies if this has been posted before, I haven't seen it.)
100% awesome...and definitely splat, btw :D