Epic Australian Man Arrested

for eating a succulent Chinese meal ...and has a his penis grabbed in the process .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEsZkTTgydc

That guy was awesome.

"Ahhhh yes, I see that you know your judo well."

This video of Paul Charles Dozsa, who at the time was an unemployed chef, was filmed in 1988. This was but one of his repeated arrests for failing to pay for meals he'd just eaten.

Doesn't make it any less funny...

I love really polite crazy people

And you sir. Are you getting ready to receive my limp penis. Hilarious