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thanks to Vin, Lane, Bill, Gin, Stump, Gravity Lover, and all else that helped me write my essay for a potential event planning contract. I provided only the first sentence, and the rest came from them, one sentence at a time....
Over the past 6 years, I have successfully coordinated events ranging from 30 people to 3000 people. I was onsite at alta, and WPG was dropping kegs onto the kicker that tanner hall was laying on, with a broken foot, trying to kill him, so me and grom grabbed the avalauncher and started shooting back at the chopper, and we took that fucker out. In total, only three have died.
Each event was more successful than the one before.
Tanner was the keynote speaker, but he got hurt on the way and refused to ride in the complimentary ambulance to the event.
I have also successfully poked many bloated irishmen i have come in contact with, usually in public or at their workplace, as that is truly the work of an event coordinator.
Events are cool and stuff. We should have more of them and stuff.
Events planned by wsd and her staff of minions have been categorized as exceptional by the San francisco chronicle and other area publications.
Successful soirees have been sequentially satisfying.
Henceforth, I plan events and i'm good at it. Hire me.
SO, on the real, I will raise up in your peice with as many 40s and hos as is needed to keep the muthafuckas crunk until 6 in the mornin cuz my momma ain't home.
Holla back at your earliest convenience.
Regards,
Madame wsdc (the C is for Crunky).
