AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwYeah!

first flakes falling in Chi-town...and no, I'm not talking about myself.

wooohooooo!! i'm excited for you!
how is chi-town anyway?

As far as whart?

I mean for a huge metropolis it's quite nice, but the reality is that for a person inflicted wth maggotude it's hell. There are really no outlets for adrenaline junkies...and you end up either a gym rat or a drunk or bouncing between the two. The mountains are too far away, and the cornfields that stretch for miles offer no rewards. Now if Chicago were located geographically where SLC is...then we'd have something.

exactly.

cue "Holiday in Cambodia".