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Hey, I got this guy as my work secret santa. I sit next to him, and he is a total freak. He is from way western China, he is a terrible driver, loves gambling (poker and bridge), wears bad clothes, is renowned for his bad luck, and takes a joke pretty well. Any ideas in the 5-20 buck range? (by way of background, I have already provided him with a magnetic "I Masturbate" bumper sticker.)
Magnetic was a copout.
Get him some epoxy for a present and epoxy that thing on there before he knows about it. Then give him the rest of the epoxy for a present.
Take a bucket and put two or three Butterfingers in it. Then fill it with water and let it sit over night. Put the lid on it and wrap it up (with the water in it). You'll be amazed how it looks exactly like you shit in a bucket. If you don't open the gifts at work until the end of the day you can throw the Butterfingers in the bucket at in the morning so they don't fall apart too much.
You mean Baby Ruth's, right? Caddyshack style.Quote:
Originally Posted by Castro's
They work too, in fact probably even better because you get the nuts floating around. I used Butterfingers one year. Has the brown diahrea affect. How about this, two Baby Ruths and one Butterfinger. Or give it a test run the night before using one of the other. :eek: :biggrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by cmsummit
get them a mouse.
These are perfect!
I got em for all my friends.
This definately calls for a Chia Pet!! Perhaps you could throw in the Herb Garden as well!! :D
Chinese guys LOVE McDonalds - get him a pack of gift certificates.
Biggu Maccu Muthfucka :biggrin:
get him a sticker that says "I am a master baiter" with a bobber and hook with worm
Meat scented air fresheners are always a good call:
http://www.stupid.com/stat/METF.html
Or, go with shock roulette:
http://www.stupid.com/stat/SHOK.html