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ok, this is getting grim. no new snow or even storms on the horizon for Tahoe....the 7 day forecast is too depressing....last couple of Decembers have been HUGE...what happened?? what do we need to open that storm door again, get Ullr to open up, line up those storms in the Pacific and get some nice, cold snow falling in the Sierra? what needs to be sacrificed? a virgin? some old skis? tim cohee? help, please, any and all suggestions will be taken seriously. thank you.
Good luck finding a virgin....Quote:
Originally Posted by freshies
I got about 7 pairs of skinny 200-205's cluttering up my shed that I can't even give away. I'll gladly burn all of 'em! :)
I killed a kitty this morning...well, actually God did, but it was my fault. Does that help?
keep 'em coming people! so far we have one job, Chili leaving town, some old skinny DH skis and a kitten...good start!
I'm taking a fucking 6 day class the 17th-22nd....
paging AKPM...Quote:
Originally Posted by Alek
AKPM.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alek
edit: damn ^ he is fast!
^^ i was about to say the same thing
heh. That is funny ^
Brettsanus!! :mad:
hmmm, do you think Ullr demands a female virgin? Or will he accept a teenage boy from AK as his virgin sacrifice?
I'm thinking that Max Gosey is probably trim challenged as well. Maybe we should fry both of them.
either way AKPM has you covered
We hit an antelope on the way to a project site yesterday morning.
Maybe we could sacrifice some gapers. Especially this one who I saw on Sunday:
Girl A: Oh you know what?
Girl B: What?
Girl A: I forgot my gloves
Girl B: Where did you leave them?
Girl A: In the room
Girl A: Do you think I'll really need them?
ok, so we also can add to the sacrificial bon fire an antelope, AKMP and Max Gosey and some gapers....this is looking promising - if not illegal - but should start some snow storms. edit - oh, and 666's class....not sure how that fits in, errr, burns...but will take anything at this point.Quote:
Originally Posted by freshies
What about a goat - has major biblical implications and makes a mean burrito.
Some pics from 2 years ago, maybe I need to perform my ritual again. Montana is fucking dry too :cussing: . Nothing like some toxic fumes to get the snow to fall from the sky.
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall...rifice%203.jpg
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall...ndingsmall.jpg
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall...rifice%201.jpg
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall...rifice%202.jpg
sacrificing = good idea ... but anyone else read the article in new Powder that said west is getting less snow because smog = less precip? makes the water particles smaller or something like that... if we want snow all sacrifices need to keep burning to a minimum... any other ideas for sacrificial techniques would be greatly appreciated??