ftrunk post /\1

hey hey. esats up s,sggots ? this od ,y first ddrunk post from mount real . ouye, things are gettting perttty sad ghere.. fuck.
1st of all, i cant pick up chicks here, anywhere in the world im a hottie, here nada. idont get it.
second of all. me and g. fucking went out to what use to be the sick pa^---- fuck the sick bar iin here, and , it turned gay while we were out. dide. dyde,, dude, were...we were dominating the trasg,h, it doesnt work, it sohundlnt be that waut, wway. i am small i souhld get mu ass kickedm v,., but noi, i was kickeing saas. gproillo even got klicked in the bnuts by a stupid kid, judz these dayus, i said jkisxs,kidz these days, anyhow the kids got thrown off the stairs. oofff or down its the same, anyawt.y. it feels good to aheve a drinlk post againm. gfuck.


stop thjimnllking sonm ,mcuh and go ride

one love


tirn when theres' shit in your way,


dudelove

baclkpasce uis for loosers,,,...

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Originally posted by dude_le_skibum
hey hey. esats up s,sggots ? this od ,y first ddrunk post from mount real . ouye, things are gettting perttty sad ghere.. fuck.
1st of all, i cant pick up chicks here, anywhere in the world im a hottie, here nada. idont get it.
second of all. me and g. fucking went out to what use to be the sick pa^---- fuck the sick bar iin here, and , it turned gay while we were out. dide. dyde,, dude, were...we were dominating the trasg,h, it doesnt work, it sohundlnt be that waut, wway. i am small i souhld get mu ass kickedm v,., but noi, i was kickeing saas. gproillo even got klicked in the bnuts by a stupid kid, judz these dayus, i said jkisxs,kidz these days, anyhow the kids got thrown off the stairs. oofff or down its the same, anyawt.y. it feels good to aheve a drinlk post againm. gfuck.


stop thjimnllking sonm ,mcuh and go ride

one love


tirn when theres' shit in your way,


dudelove

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Quality DPPS

The thought of sitting in front of a PC alone and drunk seems rather desolate.

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The thought of sitting in front of a PC alone and drunk seems rather desolate.

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Exactly why this is the first place one would go while drunk baffles me...

...but then again, I have been known to make that ill-advised phone call at times so who am I to talk!

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The thought of sitting in front of a PC alone and drunk seems rather desolate.

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But thank god someone's willing to go it, cause this is great comedy. I especially like the "anywhere else in the world I'm a hottie, but here nada, I don't get it" (sorry for spelling everything correctly). That's classic!

You can't get laid in Montreal?

Marche a l'ombre, mon vieux.

Damn, dude le's accent gets thick when he's drunk.

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The thought of sitting in front of a PC alone and drunk seems rather desolate.

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More desolate than being on your computer late at night alone and sober?

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gproillo even got klicked in the bnuts by a stupid kid

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http://www.finaliza.net/images/home/street_fight.jpg

"NO RESERVE. You understand what that means, motherf*cker?"

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"NO RESERVE. You understand what that means, motherf*cker?"

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I don't think I've ever given out a POTD, but that, my friends, is one right there.

Sick and ashamed and happy (and love the cross-referencing humour (when I get it - it just confuses me when I don't)),
d.

ah, my head is cracked in two, its 2, i'm comming back to life, where's my beer ?

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ah, my head is cracked in two, its 2, i'm comming back to life, where's my beer ?

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Red Beer!!! Good as new!

That was an awesome drunk post. Magnificent effort.