Colin Farrel ripping on Bono's iPod commercial and new song = priceless.
Rummy skit at opener really good too - "Pff, you pussies don't need armor!!"
Small of back tattoo remover always a favorite.
Scissor Sisters are gay.
Farrell's comments on 'Alexander' were spot-on and hilarious.
Lindsey Lohan has nice boobs, even if she is only 17, I'd still bang her.
that is all.
