what am i thinking?

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11-06-2003, 01:45 AM
White Chocolate

what am i thinking?

It is now 5 days after halloween, and i still have a mullet, with no immediate plans to end the party out back. Have I subconciously given in to my country heritage? Anyway, the highlight of halloween was when some dude was stoked on my maiden shirt, and after i told him that maiden kicks ass but slayer fucking rules he got pissed and said that i was a fucking pussy, and yelled some other comments as I was walking away! Oh yeah, i have also proven with solid emperical evidence that ladies dig the ape drape ;)
11-06-2003, 03:00 AM
BakerBoy

My mullet is longer than yours -- I guarantee it, or I guarantee an ass-whoopin' at the sprint car races at the Deming Speedway this weekend! SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!!!!
11-06-2003, 04:10 AM
Mulletizer

There is no shame at all in a good mullet. I, on the other hand, am ashamed becuase I cut mine off.

You say it yourself:

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Oh yeah, i have also proven with solid emperical evidence that ladies dig the ape drape

Isn't that proof enough for you that it's meant to stay? Keep it up and maybe one day you can have a kid this cool:

http://www.ratemymullet.com/mullets452/33.jpg

Or this cool:

http://www.ratemymullet.com/mullets452/61.jpg
11-06-2003, 08:06 AM
Tavi

I saw a guy last week that had the mother of all mullets. The guy was about 6'4" with about a 2" spike on top that would have made Sid Vicious jealous and a drape that comes down to his ass. It was something special.
11-06-2003, 02:44 PM
BakerBoy

We can be the mullet brothers this winter wc...
11-06-2003, 03:02 PM
Buzzworthy

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Originally posted by BakerBoy
My mullet is longer than yours -- I guarantee it, or I guarantee an ass-whoopin' at the sprint car races at the Deming Speedway this weekend! SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!!!!

Haw, about 2 decades ago I used to go to the Demming Log show as a kid. Does that still go on??
11-06-2003, 03:34 PM
BakerBoy

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Originally posted by Buzzworthy
Haw, about 2 decades ago I used to go to the Demming Log show as a kid. Does that still go on??

Yeah, except now its just one big huge Republican protest/rally against environmentalists and whatnot and a drunken ragefest. Oh, and I think they have logging competitions too -- who can cut down the tree the fastest and shit like that. Very mullet-esque.
11-06-2003, 10:13 PM
Plakespear

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Originally posted by Mulletizer
There is no shame at all in a good mullet. I, on the other hand, am ashamed becuase I cut mine off.

You say it yourself:

Isn't that proof enough for you that it's meant to stay? Keep it up and maybe one day you can have a kid this cool:

http://www.ratemymullet.com/mullets452/33.jpg

Or this cool:

http://www.ratemymullet.com/mullets452/61.jpg

Those poor children. [Mrs. Lovejoy] Won't somebody please think of the children? [/Mrs. Lovejoy]
11-06-2003, 10:51 PM
random

At the camp I worked at in the summer, there was an 11 year old girl with a mullet. one of the other kids why she had her hair cut like that "my mom thinks it's in style". So many staff had to be kept away from scissors
11-06-2003, 11:02 PM
powslut

lets see some pictures! I'll show you mine if you show me yours
11-06-2003, 11:13 PM
crstlextrm

ill soon have long enough hair in the back to have a mullet, i havent cut my hair in 3 months and dont plan on doing it this year, why spend money on hair cuts when you can spend it on beer and skiing?
11-07-2003, 12:28 AM
The AD

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Originally posted by BakerBoy
Yeah, except now its just one big huge Republican protest/rally against environmentalists and whatnot and a drunken ragefest. Oh, and I think they have logging competitions too -- who can cut down the tree the fastest and shit like that. Very mullet-esque.

Yeah, I love the contest where they see who can club the most Spotted Owls :)
11-07-2003, 01:39 AM
White Chocolate

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Originally posted by powslut
lets see some pictures! I'll show you mine if you show me yours

Mtbakerskier, what's up with the halloween photos mang? you should post a photo or 6 of the firegirl also :D

you know butterball your mullet will never be as buttrock as mine. I'm straight outta monroe at the moment!
11-07-2003, 01:54 PM
BakerBoy

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Originally posted by White Chocolate
you know butterball your mullet will never be as buttrock as mine. I'm straight outta monroe at the moment!

Shit son, I was in INDEX all spring and summer. We steal your animals and have sex with them!