Need new ski pants; have no a$$

I need new ski pants, and I have no ass. My pants have been falling down ever since I stopped wearing diapers.

The day has come to replace my ski pants. The former pair was held up by tightening my belt until my feet turned blue. I'm looking for slightly warm, shell type pants that will stay up, more than not. I'm not really looking for bibs, but suspenders might be nice. Breathable would be nice. So would tan.

Thank all you nice maggots very much. Let me know if you see my a$$ anywhere. It's been missing for decades.

GEAR SWAP JONG!!! :the_finge

Cloudveil Koven pants are pants with suspenders. Stretch hardshell fabric. They looks nice. Also, Patagonia Primo Pants, GTX XCR and suspenders.

Search function - Jong!

it's funny that i'm getting jonged.
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Originally Posted by roll - gybe

it's funny that i'm getting jonged.
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heheheheeeee

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Originally Posted by roll - gybe

it's funny that i'm getting jonged.
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That's all right, I'm pretty sure most of the people jonging you have dropped in parallel once or twice.

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Originally Posted by roll - gybe

it's funny that i'm getting jonged.
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It's even funnier that you can't find tech talk.


sorry for the premature jonging displayed earlier

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Originally Posted by roll - gybe

it's funny that i'm getting jonged.
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A veteran like you should know what forum to post in, JONG! :) ;)

Assless chaps sound like just the thing.

Man, it must be slow tonight if I am the first one to a slow pitch like this.

Pants, hell- how do you shit with no ass?

Fucking Roll Gybe

It makes me happy to see your name.

Did you know that Cornholio's sig is a quote from you? (Not in the nuts!)

Welcome back poopy brutha!

Nice.

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Originally Posted by iceman

Welcome back poopy brutha!

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amen. as for the pants? you're obviously destined for stretch-pants.

Good to see not much has changed (ahhem... brett) ! So I think I should get some stretch pants. They will definitely stay up, since i can wrap them around my hips. thanks glademaster. thanks walter.

Cloudveil Symmetry pants- hug close in the hip area, not elsewhere. Not very wind resistant though. You might want to get some shell pants to put over them on really windy days.

Bibs with suspenders. Arcteryx Theta SK are the biznis, but any high-back bibs will do. Plus, no more snow down your butt.

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Originally Posted by Spats

no more snow down your butt.

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Obviously you didn't read the thread title.