Originally Posted by Zeedashbo
i'm all stoked out. my stoke tank is on empty. i'm not even pumped up to ski right now. it's almost like girls and beer are taking precedence over skiing, which has never happened before. i forgot what face shots feel like. powder is as foreign as the dude who makes my kung pao chicken. i've got so much pent up energy all my girlfriends are scared they'll be walking like a duck for the next week. i'm even pondering a move to utah for the season, and i fear mormons more than fat chicks. this is my suicide note.