I'll start
"My hands are so soft when I release the trout, the trout swim right back"
I'll will try to use all of the ones you come up with in the next week :fmicon:
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I'll start
"My hands are so soft when I release the trout, the trout swim right back"
I'll will try to use all of the ones you come up with in the next week :fmicon:
Edit: wow.
Congrats akpm, you just turned AC on!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by altachic
How about Hello, my name is AKPM. I snort Ajax and post whatever comes to my mind on TGR.Quote:
Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
"Got change for a hundred?"
"Do you mind if I snort a line of coke off your ass?"
"Check this out. I'm going to rip the shit out of this!" (than proceed to hump her freind)
How about, "Ever been with a fat kid?"
BobMc
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Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
How's that http://www.churchdwight.com/conprods...s/nair-men.jpg treatment working out on your palms?
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Originally Posted by BobMc
We have a winner.
You're a funny guy!Quote:
Originally Posted by BobMc
What's your philosophy on "charity sex"?
Conversation will go something like this.
"Will you lick peanut butter off my dogs balls."
Wait, no no no.
"I will lick your dogs peanut butter."
No, that's not it.
"Oh you get the point."
"Know what it sounds like to get fucked by a bear?"
Pause.
scream.
"Hey baby, lets play a game where we see what more white stuff comes out of, my zits or my dick!" :eek: :eek:
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Originally Posted by BobMc
Tomorrow Should Be Funny
why? you diving off the 10 metre platform again.Quote:
Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
I feel sorry for the kid that dives after you and smacks their head on the bottom of an empty pool.
Rumor has it that Kush knows someone who could accurately diagnose his death.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ski Beaver
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Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
I shit my pants, can i get in yours?
"Do you work for the post office? Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package."
Him: "Do you have tickets to the show?" Her: "What show?" Him (as he flexes his muscles): "The gun show!"
"Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy!"
"Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?" :fm:
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Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
My hands don't smell like fish but for a few years my B.O. did
um disregaurd that last post
come on folks more pickup lines!