Cliff's Excellent Adventures - #6 Tragedy on the Vane du Manatee'

As I mentioned in another thread.... I haven't seen Cliff for some time. I decided to assemble a search party, gear up, and go searching. It was fate... we got there just in time.

We found Cliff sprawled out on a very icy patch of the Vane du Manatee'. At first we had no idea what had transpired. Thankfully, we found his video camera nearby and were able to witness the horrors that he, miraculously, survived.

Following the video that Cliff shot is the recovery footage, showing the condition in which he was found.

VIDEO (2 Mb .mov)

i've never seen actual bukake spew like that.

i think i'm gonna be sick.

I don't know where basom is right now, but I'm sure he's got a boner. ;)

Way to much time on your hands. That was some nasty gizz.

1,000,000 points for you jibij! holy fuckin balls yeah that was rad!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Baconzoo

Way to much time on your hands. That was some nasty gizz.

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I haven't even watched the video yet (stupid dialup) and I know you're way off base.

Can we see some more ten-year-old NZ footie, please?

watched it again. plus another 75,000 points for the manatee. YES!

BEWARE THE VANE DU MANATEE, MOTHERFUCKER!

Poor Cliff, he is drown.

wow. i mean, wow.
awesome.

that looks like a direct face shot. man oh man. he is so lucky.

i can't believe he not drown!

I do believe he is drown. No more Cliff unless he supah-human.

So sad.

Cliff is no mere mortal. He is not drown.

We need a thread about bukkaki spew rehab.

- also, Angry Whelk the animated series is in the works...

I believe we need a jpg of Cliffs final position. That would make a rad emoticon. :tdo13:

that did not suck

That was terrifying. Even Cliff is not immune to frothy spew maelstrom.

What did poor Cliff do to incite the wrath of the Whelk? How are those who fear bukkake death supposed to learn from this?

I'm lost without someone pointing out the moral of every story.