I bumped into Paris Hilton...(somewhat SR)

So, I am at BWI airport, this skanky looking chick walks by being all loud on her cellphone. She sits down near me, and it was Paris Hilton.

Ok, so she is wearing a lime green sweatsuit and the bottoms are really big, so big, that they kept falling down past the bottom of her butt. I see her whole thong and ass several times. She has no ass; flat as an ironing board.

I felt like saying to her: "Paris, loved the video [/Anthony Hopkins Hannibal Lecter Voice]"

Needless to say the girl is a grade A skanky assed bitch.

We get to Denver and friggin United has our regular bags, but not our ski bags. I was like: "WTF I checked in almost 2 hours before flight time, how do you get only half the bags on?" Our theory is that Paris had so many bags on the flight (she was on our plane) that they could not fit our ski equipment. So a big :the_finge to Paris and her skanky assed friend.

Wish I had brought the camera.

http://www.nintendorks.com/johnny/pa...lton_video.jpg

Not only is she a skanky, skinny-ass ho, she's also dumber than a door knob.

decide where you are skiing MC?

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Originally Posted by MOHSHSIHd

decide where you are skiing MC?

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Either A-Basin or Winter Park. Gonna check right now on WP terrain that is open - heard they had the most so far.

saw a video of WP on the news tonight...looks good..

stop and do a hike at Berthoud, its right on the way to WP...

Paris Hilton probably took a dump today. I was thinking about that when I was taking a dump earlier.

2 friends of mine ran into her at the airport when they were headed to vegas for the marine core ball a few weeks ago. (her and nicole richie) They said they were dressed all sluty and were reading a script. Went over the lines 5 or 6 times then shot a spot where Paris had to pick up the tickets and get on the plane. They then came back out wearing big baggy jackets and jeans and sat back down. we were all kind of mad that they aren't as dumb and sluty as they seem on the show :(

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Originally Posted by MOHSHSIHd

saw a video of WP on the news tonight...looks good..

stop and do a hike at Berthoud, its right on the way to WP...

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Would love to hit BHP, but I am an in-experienced and ill-equiped back country jong. I also have a co-worker with me, so I think it will be a day of carving - if I get my new damned SuperSpeeds that the Airline mishandled.

copper is doubling their terrain tomorrow by running the Flyer lift. At least, that's what i heard.

They are filming part of the simple life in Maryland, and for the last couple days Paris Hilton has been staying down the street from me. The whole fucking neighborhood was in front of this kid's (Adam Foot, to be exact) house. I was wondering what the fuck was going on, so I give him a call to alert him to the fact that there is a quasi-mob in front of his house. Apparently it was due to Paris Hilton staying with him. Fucking flamer.... lucky flamer :cussing:

I figured he was bullshitting so I turned the car back around and asked someone why they were in front of his house… the answer was paris :(

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Originally Posted by jtq_99

copper is doubling their terrain tomorrow by running the Flyer lift. At least, that's what i heard.

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That is what their site says - and that puts em' back in the running.

Paris is still a slut.

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Originally Posted by gonzo

Paris Hilton probably took a dump today. I was thinking about that when I was taking a dump earlier.

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That's hot.

This thread rules. Alternating ski and slut posts should be the standard model of all threads.

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Originally Posted by Stikki

This thread rules. Alternating ski and slut posts should be the standard model of all threads.

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hell yeah.. :wink:

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Originally Posted by Stikki

This thread rules. Alternating ski and slut posts should be the standard model of all threads.

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Alternating skiing and sluts should be the standard model for life.

as per ramp angle on the freerides...the rev and a few others have removed the yellow tab (red on the new ones) under the toe with positive results. careful on the screw length when you do this though.

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Originally Posted by ulty_guy

as per ramp angle on the freerides...\.

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Where the hell did this come from? I'm thinking that this got posted in the wrong thread. I may be a complete and total jong and all, but I'm pretty sure that (besides being sexy and lightweight) Paris Hilton has virtually jack to do w/ freerides. :D

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Originally Posted by PrankMonkey

Where the hell did this come from? I'm thinking that this got posted in the wrong thread. I may be a complete and total jong and all, but I'm pretty sure that (besides being sexy and lightweight) Paris Hilton has virtually jack to do w/ freerides. :D

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No, the ramp angle is the same when mounting Paris, she also prefers a longer screw length.

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Originally Posted by Droopy

They are filming part of the simple life in Maryland

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Oh God, now we all have to move. Where, exactly, are they filming this?

I'm not sure I really want to know the answer.

My weak Paris Hilton connection: If you managed to stick through the entire first season of "A Simple Life" or happened to catch the last episode, there's a car washing sequence that turns into a water fight. The music played during that scene is mine. So now I can tell my grandkids that Paris Hilton gets semi-naked in a water fight to music I made. Weird.

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Originally Posted by Big E

Oh God, now we all have to move. Where, exactly, are they filming this?

I'm not sure I really want to know the answer.

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Around College Park if I'm not mistaken.

What's the dimensions on those SuperSpeed's?

If you squint a little, the title of this thread almost reads I humped Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton is a legitimate piece of ass, whether she has one or not. :biggrin:

Paris Hilton is the best role model for my future daughters.

I want them to be just like her!