Epic letter from the mail man taday

Got a letter from Uncle Sam this morning and opened it... my tax refund, only 5 months late. It was so fucking epic that I put the check back in the envelope, re-sealed it with Scotch tape, and blasted a Bach symphony on surround sound throughout the house and re-opened the letter pretending I didn't know what it was... FOCK YEAH BREAU!

I re-taped the enveloped closed six more times, exclaiming "Fockin epic as fack!!!" each time I pulled the check out, then high fived the life-size cardboard cutout of Karl Malone (the Mailman) that I keep hanging from my ceiling fan.

ahahahahahahha LOL LOL

epic fockin post you facker

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Originally Posted by arewolfe

each time I pulled the check out, then high fived the life-size cardboard cutout of Karl Malone (the Mailman) that I keep hanging from my ceiling fan.

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LOL... hilarious

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Originally Posted by arewolfe

Got a letter from Uncle Sam this morning and opened it... my tax refund, only 5 months late. It was so fucking epic that I put the check back in the envelope, re-sealed it with Scotch tape, and blasted a Bach symphony on surround sound throughout the house and re-opened the letter pretending I didn't know what it was... FOCK YEAH BREAU!

I re-taped the enveloped closed six more times, exclaiming "Fockin epic as fack!!!" each time I pulled the check out, then high fived the life-size cardboard cutout of Karl Malone (the Mailman) that I keep hanging from my ceiling fan.

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Karl Malone appreciates his fans and congratulates you on your windfall. Just don't be doing any freaky shit with the cut out or Karl Malone will kick your ass, as Karl Malone is bigger and stronger than you. And Karl Malone does not talk like Rickey Henderson.

^^^ Holy shit ... 6 posts since 2004! We are all honored that you came out just to comment on this rambunctiously fuckin sweet topic [of epic shits, pickle recipes, and USPS mail, etc.]

All I can think of is ..........."Totally epic" !!!!!!

[Barry White voice ON]That is just beautifully Grooovy, baby.[Barry White voice OFF]

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Originally Posted by Johnny Deep

[Barry White voice ON]That is just beautifully Grooovy, baby.[Barry White voice OFF]

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No matter how hard I try, all I can hear is Austin Powers when I read that.

after laboriously trying to find a fitting adjective, all I can say is










Epic.....

That shit is borderline tittyballs!