and be serious, you kooks. a friend is gonna open a place in D-town and is having a naming emergency.
need a cool name
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and be serious, you kooks. a friend is gonna open a place in D-town and is having a naming emergency.
need a cool name
I dunno... how 'bout "D-Town".
'Sluts'
...
"The Gash Station"
you did say strip bar didn't you? :p
Ooh. I got one. Inside out club- where the inside is out on the street and the street is in...oh wait...never mind.
"Xstacy Buying Place."
Hey, truth in advertising, I always say.
ok, you 5, up against the wall. no more from you kooks.
Stars :fm:
okay, how about
'Slut'
Strip and Trip
The hook
G spot
xtasee
the knuckle :fmicon:
Farty McCracken's
Harry Sacksud's
Need more info. What kinda bar is it?
Farmazootikewls.
So hot it's cool.
Or:
Le Fing Stache
Bricks and Iron.
Fast and Bulbous.
Road Shark.
Shark Tank.
The Palace of The Evil Mullah.
MullahFockers.
What kind of Club?
Disco: "Sequin"
DnB: "Beatz"
Techno: "Seizure."
House: "SlapHappy"
Trance: "...Huh?"
Name I actually like: "Freedom"
What are some of the rad terms we use that might have a use in another context (sp)...
Cold Smoke
Steeze
I know there are more...
"anatomy"
"gateau" ("cake" in french)
Those would all work for euro-techno places.. but not country line dancing or hip hop...
How about: "Free Booze"...that'll pack 'em in.
'The Poop Shoot'
Donkey Punch
stink finger
grease
The Oily Penguin
Fade to Black
Roofie's Place
cellucide
Cereal
Milk Bombs
Starfish and Balloon Knots
Kneeshooters
Camel's Toe
Big Ernie McCracken's
Fuggit
Bukkake Joes
only Joshbu comes close to anything cool, you pikers!
in 10 minutes my wife and I came up with:
Phase Shift
Flux
Suzuki
The Low End
Cream
Gadjo
Velocity
Tempo
Firesuite
Twilight
Xylo
Tiesto
The Mash Up
Galaxy
Crush
Friction
Swell
Tangerine
dig deeper you freaks, i know you have it in you. at least, I'm pretty sure. :cool:
I'd take Stinkfinger or Donkey Punch over any of those. Of course, I'm probably into a different sort of club.Quote:
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