I palyed some hooky today and the school decided to call my mom. CRAP! When my mom comes home am going to need a good excuse and I can't use "I was really tired" because she'll bitch at me for staying up late. Any ideas to save my skin??:confused:
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I palyed some hooky today and the school decided to call my mom. CRAP! When my mom comes home am going to need a good excuse and I can't use "I was really tired" because she'll bitch at me for staying up late. Any ideas to save my skin??:confused:
"I was too drunk to drive to school this morning"
Look on the bright side...she can't fire you!
Sprite
Snooze button got stuck down. This has actually happened to me several time.
Do you drive there or take a bus?
Just be like mom.. Im gonna be a ski bum for a living.. I dont need no stoopid skool..
Tell her you saw a dog get clipped by a car - not bad but injured - he had a tag with a number so you called the owner* who thankfully was home (what a lucky break for the poor dog). Then you stayed with the animal (keeping it warm with your coat) until the owner arrived (which took a while because she had to load her two infants into the car etc etc).
How's that? :)
*if you don't have a cell phone tell her another passer by let you use their phone but they couldn't stay 'cuz they were late for an appointment.
Hey KQ - what happened to the bitter little fruit graphic?? :confused:
Oh-- and don't bother with an excuse. You were very sorry, realized you were wrong, and will never do it again. Also, apologize for letting her down.
Tell her you were at the free Sexually Transmitted Disease clinic for some testing but you don't want to talk about it.
only real solution is to do something much much worse so that she forgets all about you ditching school.
--I suggest flashing a bunch of catholic schoolgirls. An easily obtainable misdeed and its foolproof. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
Where were you, and more importantly where was your mom - did she see you leave for school? Easier if you can say the alarm didn't go off, I was sick, missed the bus... something simple.
Hmm funken and KQ have some good ideas. KQ's is just crazy enough to work.
Or I might just fess up and be very very sorry.
I drive.
Due just wait till she comes home, and tell her you where way tooo soned to show up, and then offer her a bong hit
Tell her you had explosive diarrhea. I used to use that line when I was late for class. Never failed me, teachers wont pry into your pooping.
That or tell your mom you needed to stay home to rub one out, and it took a really long time. Guarentee she'll leave it at that.
I probably shouldn't be telling you this...but you can try to fess up to some made-up teenaged mini-drama type thing that's happening to you at school and you are avoiding some big interpersonal issue there. Say you are so glad you could talk w/ her and finally get it off your chest...Now maybe you can go to school and face your personal problem.
She'll be all warm-fuzzy that you told her, and will only give you a mild scolding. Of course, if she's anything like me she will see right through it and you'll have hell to pay for trying to play her.
Yep, come to think of it the prospect of getting fired if I'm caught playing hooky is actually better than when I had to deal w/ my mom catching me back in high school. Sorry dude!
:D
Sprite
She leaves for work as soon as I should be getting up so I can always use the sick or something crap. Depends on how mad she is at me. If she's furious with me all probally just sit down and take it. If she's looking for an excuse all feed her one.
I believe this to be a direct quote from any number of "Saved by the Bell" episodes.Quote:
Originally posted by Sublime
just crazy enough to work.
Sprite i've been thinking about doing something like that it's worked every time i've pulled something like that.Quote:
Originally posted by snowsprite
I probably shouldn't be telling you this...but you can try to fess up to some made-up teenaged mini-drama type thing that's happening to you at school and you are avoiding some big interpersonal issue there. Say you are so glad you could talk w/ her and finally get it off your chest...Now maybe you can go to school and face your personal problem.
She'll be all warm-fuzzy that you told her, and will only give you a mild scolding. Of course, if she's anything like me she will see right through it and you'll have hell to pay for trying to play her.
Yep, come to think of it the prospect of getting fired if I'm caught playing hooky is actually better than when I had to deal w/ my mom catching me back in high school. Sorry dude!
:D
Sprite
Now what should be my mini teen drama? I was thinking some kid wanted to fight me and instead of pussing out and school I just stayed home to avoid conflict. I would just have let the issue die down.
The shits is the answer. Just pop some pepto in front of her, and you're still golden to go out later tonight, just say it went away. Blame last night's dinner, or fast food, or whatever. You have no idea how many times I pulled this one back in high school.
...today's quote that made me choke on the ever present cup of coffee..Quote:
Originally posted by tonghands
I believe this to be a direct quote from any number of "Saved by the Bell" episodes.
(mental note: stop drinking coffee while reading posts)
How many client meetings has that got you out of?Quote:
Originally posted by KQ
Tell her you saw a dog get clipped by a car - not bad but injured - he had a tag with a number so you called the owner* who thankfully was home (what a lucky break for the poor dog). Then you stayed with the animal (keeping it warm with your coat) until the owner arrived (which took a while because she had to load her two infants into the car etc etc).
How's that? :)
*if you don't have a cell phone tell her another passer by let you use their phone but they couldn't stay 'cuz they were late for an appointment.
Client meetings - no since they ususally have to travel to our office. That just wouldn't be good for business. However.....office meetings for BS admin stuff, now that's a whole 'nother story.Quote:
Originally posted by L7
How many client meetings has that got you out of?
My creative story stems from my days of skippin' HS. I come by it honestly. I was a regular Ferris Bueller. :cool:
BTW - I like the squirts idea but what if Mom tried to call home to see if you were there? I suppose you could say you were on the pot but.............
One step ahead of you on the squirts idea. Used it before and not sure if it would work. She didn't try calling or anything and she knew I was home. So i'm not exactly sure how Pissed she is
Update
My mom just called and in a pinch I used the shits excuse. I got bitched at and got "Since you have shits looks like you not going to go out tonight." threat. Girlfreind should be over around 4 so I should just tell her to bring me some random sutff pepto or something similar to that.
I bet sublime was "on the pot." The cannibis sativa, the Mary Jane, the ganga, the THC, the wacky weed, the kind bud. High times!!:DQuote:
Originally posted by KQ
BTW - I like the squirts idea but what if Mom tried to call home to see if you were there? I suppose you could say you were on the pot but.............
I don't how far away from your school you live. but next time try saying your car wouldn't start and you've been working on it all day. go out change the oil(if needed) or clean it up and get some clothes dirty and some grease under your nails and the rest of the day is yours.