I'm leading in the polls!
I've talked to 4 people, 3 of them not related to me. If they're telling the truth, I've got at least 3 votes, including mine. 25% of those polled were not old enough to vote, 50% are voting for me, and the other 25% are not voting for me. I tried persuading him, but he pointed out he was running too, so I helped him up off the floor.
On a more serious note, 79% of absentee ballots had already been returned here as of yesterday, and the polls were jammed.
Hallelueh for Democracy! (or a reasonable facsimile thereof)
